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Old 05-09-2021, 08:33 PM   #11 (permalink)
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What do you crazy Europeans call actual chips? Crisps?
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Pretty sure Jim Davis was having a stroke when writing that. Or maybe he had post nut clarity after drawing John bending over and he just threw word salad at the caption.
I... see... I think.
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Old 05-09-2021, 08:34 PM   #12 (permalink)
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I... see... I think.
I don't. And I'm not ashamed to admit it.

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On fries: Mayo>>>>>>>>ketchup>>>vin-word
Disgusting dude. Just disgusting.
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Old 05-09-2021, 08:35 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Do you go around bumping into things then?
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Old 05-09-2021, 08:47 PM   #14 (permalink)
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I don't. And I'm not ashamed to admit it.
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Jim Davis's motive in drawing this sketch was clearly masturbation. He was embarrassed to keep pornography in his home with the sentiments of the time and had to draw his own material. Ass appreciation was dangerous in pre-Mix-a-lot days, zoomers have no idea. My thought is that he drew this with the intent I just described, then realized he had a deadline coming up in minutes. He started a decent joke but as the deadline neared, he just threw words into the caption, checked his pants for stains, and sent it to the presses.
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Old 05-09-2021, 08:56 PM   #15 (permalink)
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On fries: Mayo>>>>>>>>ketchup>>>vin-word
Why not just wrap them in bread and peanut butter?

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Hate ketchup. Vinegar ftw
Nothing is more pleasant to eat than that which turns your tongue into a slug sprinkled in salt.
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Old 05-09-2021, 08:58 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Let me clarify:

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Jim Davis's motive in drawing this sketch was clearly masturbation. He was embarrassed to keep pornography in his home with the sentiments of the time and had to draw his own material. Ass appreciation was dangerous in pre-Mix-a-lot days, zoomers have no idea. My thought is that he drew this with the intent I just described, then realized he had a deadline coming up in minutes. He started a decent joke but as the deadline neared, he just threw words into the caption, checked his pants for stains, and sent it to the presses.
Is that legit the comic though in terms of the text? I've read it over 5 or 6 times and it still doesn't make sense to me.
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Old 05-09-2021, 09:02 PM   #17 (permalink)
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Having read a million and one Garfield comics I'm going with no. And since Garfield being written by assistants is also a modern meme I'm saying Chris' Garfield hate is also a meme cause OG Garfield is brilliant.
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I think Frown is ****ing with us with some edited meme ****.

It's the last line: "Hot eat the food" that doesn't make any sense to me. If it was simply "the hot food" it would make sense.
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Old 05-09-2021, 09:25 PM   #19 (permalink)
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*googles*

https://www.gocomics.com/garfield/1986/07/13

Well I thought it was legit. Thanks for ripping that rug out from under me.

The question still stands, though.

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Why not just wrap them in bread and peanut butter?
Eh good call. I'll leave the fries out of my peanut butter and mayo sandwiches from now on.
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Old 05-10-2021, 01:35 AM   #20 (permalink)
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No that's ****ing disgusting. If I can't have ketchup I'll take mustard. At least it has flavor. Mayonnaise is just primer for a coat of another condiment on a sandwich.
That just shows you've never tasted good mayo. I've come across the American brands, I'm not surprised. Ketchup is bland af
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