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Trollheart 05-09-2021 05:50 PM

Don't be afraid to ask the big questions here
 
Like, why is it that when you get chips (fries to you uncouth Americans) in a restaurant (at least here) you ALWAYS have to ask for vinegar? Why don't they give it to you as part of the meal? I mean, who eats chips/fries without vinegar? Does such a creature exist? Chips are too dry without vinegar, bitch.

Marie Monday 05-09-2021 05:55 PM

of course they're dry, that's why people of culture eat them with mayonnaise

Psy-Fi 05-09-2021 06:01 PM

Balsamic vinegar does it for me.

Frownland 05-09-2021 06:27 PM

Why do they call it an oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?

The Batlord 05-09-2021 07:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Marie Monday (Post 2172299)
of course they're dry, that's why people of culture eat them with mayonnaise

No that's ****ing disgusting. If I can't have ketchup I'll take mustard. At least it has flavor. Mayonnaise is just primer for a coat of another condiment on a sandwich.

Trollheart 05-09-2021 07:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 2172312)
Why do they call it an oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?

On a scale of 1 to wasted just exactly how drunk are you now? Or has Dianne taken over your body temporarily? :confused:

Frownland 05-09-2021 08:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Trollheart (Post 2172342)
On a scale of 1 to wasted just exactly how drunk are you now? Or has Dianne taken over your body temporarily? :confused:

https://i.redd.it/belon78wh0u31.jpg

Pretty sure Jim Davis was having a stroke when writing that. Or maybe he had post nut clarity after drawing John bending over and he just threw word salad at the caption.

SGR 05-09-2021 08:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Trollheart (Post 2172297)
Like, why is it that when you get chips (fries to you uncouth Americans) in a restaurant (at least here) you ALWAYS have to ask for vinegar? Why don't they give it to you as part of the meal? I mean, who eats chips/fries without vinegar? Does such a creature exist? Chips are too dry without vinegar, bitch.

What do you crazy Europeans call actual chips? Crisps?

And what do you need vinegar for? Ketchup aint good enough for you highfalutin Irishmen?

SGR 05-09-2021 08:31 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 2172327)
No that's ****ing disgusting. If I can't have ketchup I'll take mustard. At least it has flavor. Mayonnaise is just primer for a coat of another condiment on a sandwich.

I agree with you. Who tf dips fries in mayonnaise? I bet even YorkeDaddy wouldn't do that - even if it was a requirement to be a mod

edit: oops, i have committed the cardinal sin of double posting. please forgive.

Frownland 05-09-2021 08:45 PM

On fries: Mayo>>>>>>>>ketchup>>>vin-word


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