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Old 05-11-2021, 02:08 PM   #31 (permalink)
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If I were a mod I'd change every instance of "chippy" or "chippies" to "scrotum" or "scrotums".
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Old 05-11-2021, 02:25 PM   #32 (permalink)
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Don't they ask? Whenever I get (used to get) chips they'd stand there with the salt and look over - "Salt and vinegar?" Only when you nodded would they add it. After all, some people don't like one, the other or both.
They ask and everyone says yes. That's what I mean.

Another thing that boils my piss is when you get mushy peas or curry sauce and they plonk it on the chips and then plonk the fish on top of the sauce or peas.
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If I were a mod I'd change every instance of "chippy" or "chippies" to "scrotum" or "scrotums".
I went to my local scrotum yesterday and ordered some mushy peas.
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Old 05-11-2021, 02:57 PM   #34 (permalink)
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They ask and everyone says yes. That's what I mean.

Another thing that boils my piss is when you get mushy peas or curry sauce and they plonk it on the chips and then plonk the fish on top of the sauce or peas.
absolutely barbarous
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I want to open a school for MB's lost boys and teach them basic coping skills and build up their self esteem and strengthen their emotional intelligence and teach them about vegetables and institutionalized racism and sexism and then they'll all build a bronze statue of me in my honor and my bronzed titties will forever be groped by the grubby paws of you ****ing whiny pathetic white boys.
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Omfg so British.
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some day I'll be a proper Brit :'(
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Old 05-11-2021, 07:28 PM   #37 (permalink)
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Not until you invade Ireland, play us at football and dismantle the stadium, ensuring you'll never play us again.

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