Q. Why did the *** man take two aspirin with his Viagra?
A. So sex wouldn't be such a pain in the arse.

Q. Did you hear about the two *** judges?
A. They tried each other.

Q: What does a dwarf get if he runs through a womans legs?
A: A clit round the ear and a flap across the face

Q: What does a dwarf get if he runs through a womans legs?
A: A clit round the ear and a flap across the face

If I had a rooster and you had a donkey and your donkey ate my rooster. What would you have?
2 ft. of my **** in your ass

tsk tsk tsk

well anyways, nice 2 meetchya, names BabyGurl, hope ya lyke this site

Hiya Babygirl what do you think? http://media.putfile.com/newfff

The whole point in that rule is to stop idiots like you from posting once about their music and leaving...

Izzat a new rule? Cause I like it. It means the mods have a right to ban this guy for spamming, too... Right?

Well I wasn't to know, when I came on here it said you have to make 15 posts before posting a url so that's what I did. I'm not going anywhere this site is pretty cool from what I've seen.

Ps there's no need to call me an idiot. It's a bit harsh, all I did was post my song up.

Actually, you could have waited until you got to 15 posts WITHOUT posting pointless crap over and over again... So really, I dont think I was being too harsh :)

But STILL, live and let live I guess..