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Old 09-22-2005, 08:11 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Old 09-22-2005, 08:12 PM   #2 (permalink)
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I can't post a url to a song untill I have made 15 posts so here's some usless jokes to get to 15 quickly.
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Old 09-22-2005, 08:13 PM   #3 (permalink)
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What's green and smells like miss piggy?.................Kermits finger!
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Old 09-22-2005, 08:13 PM   #4 (permalink)
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What has two legs and bleeds?.................Half a cat!
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Old 09-22-2005, 08:16 PM   #5 (permalink)
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What do you call a sheep with no legs?...............A cloud
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Old 09-22-2005, 08:17 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Why did the jazz musician like the wooden board?...Because it had a nice groove in it!
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Old 09-22-2005, 08:17 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Girl: Do you believe in puppy love?
Boy: I tried it once, but their *******s are too small
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Old 09-22-2005, 08:18 PM   #8 (permalink)
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"Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud." "Yes sir, it's fresh ground."
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Old 09-22-2005, 08:19 PM   #9 (permalink)
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I wonder what fish smelled like before women went swimming?
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Old 09-22-2005, 08:20 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Q. Did you know 70% of the *** population were born that way?
A. The other 30% were sucked into it.
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