My new song
 

Hi i'm new on here, cool site.

I can't post a url to a song untill I have made 15 posts so here's some usless jokes to get to 15 quickly.

What's green and smells like miss piggy?.................Kermits finger!

What has two legs and bleeds?.................Half a cat!

What do you call a sheep with no legs?...............A cloud

Why did the jazz musician like the wooden board?...Because it had a nice groove in it!

Girl: Do you believe in puppy love?
Boy: I tried it once, but their *******s are too small

"Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud." "Yes sir, it's fresh ground."

I wonder what fish smelled like before women went swimming?

Q. Did you know 70% of the *** population were born that way?
A. The other 30% were sucked into it.