WANTED: For crimes against music (singer, metal, pop, rock)

DJ Phoenix · 08-04-2008, 11:52 PM

ANYTHING by Celine Dion!!! I'd rather be castrtaed w/a fishing knife, than have to endure anything she says or sings. Train wrescks sound better than her, and to this day< I still don't get what's so fascinating about her or her music? I've heard many horror stories about her, and the way she treats people who work for her. Plus, she's married to a pedofile.

Not to mention, she should be dipped in brown gravy, & locked in a small room w/a wolverine who's high on angel dust for desecrating an AC/DC song years ago during that whole "Diva's" garbage they put on VH-1. She did a HORRENDOUSLY BAD BAD BAD cover of "You Shook Me All Night Long"< that makes Jessica Simpson look like a talented person.

lucifer_sam · 08-05-2008, 07:41 PM

Its hard to hear how ****ty it is with the drunk fans screaming, but this is why I hate DMB.

DJ Phoenix · 10-25-2008, 01:00 AM

Thee worst cover, by thee worst artist.......EVER. Celine Dion should not be allowed to sing....ANYWHERE! Check out this monstrocity, please off yourself Celine:

YouTube - Celine Dion & Anastacia - You Shook Me All Night Long (Live Divas Las Vegas 2002)

debaserr · 10-25-2008, 01:08 AM

why would i want to check this out

~~CAPTAIN CAVEMAN~~ · 10-25-2008, 03:26 AM

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Originally Posted by trace87

why would i want to check this out

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Urban Hat€monger ? · 10-25-2008, 04:22 AM

Are you going to start a new thread every time some pop singer covers some classic rock dirge?

FaSho · 10-25-2008, 09:39 AM

There's a thread for ****ty covers already made...
http://www.musicbanter.com/general-m...nst-music.html

Fun fact: That's one of the first threads I ever posted in.

Wifey Boozer · 10-25-2008, 08:14 PM

My labia just shriveled up a bit.

WendyCal · 10-25-2008, 08:37 PM

Well, if an artist wants to try out new styles, and see if it's a "fit," for them and their fans, i have no problem with that. Seems like it would at least give them some experience in another genre that they might take back to their's, and perhaps incorporate.

Whether or not i like the output, i gotta admire the willingness to try.

But, yes. Some of them are ludicrous, imho.

jackhammer · 10-26-2008, 06:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Wifey Boozer

My labia just shriveled up a bit.

One of the single most disturbing posts I have ever read on here.

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Originally Posted by khfreek

Mindless Self Indulgence's cover of Tom Sawyer by Rush (which I find sad, because I like MSI)

Genius. I love this. I like MSI and I have a soft spot for Rush too. If you are going to cover a song then at least fuck around with it. I need to get this.

How one of the worlds worst ever bands screwed up one of my all time fave metal tracks:

If they had done something original with it then I would applaud them. Speeding it up a little and getting Dani Filth to apply his awful vocals does not make a good cover version.

08-04-2008, 11:52 PM	#1 (permalink)
DJ Phoenix Music Addict Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 202	ANYTHING by Celine Dion!!! I'd rather be castrtaed w/a fishing knife, than have to endure anything she says or sings. Train wrescks sound better than her, and to this day< I still don't get what's so fascinating about her or her music? I've heard many horror stories about her, and the way she treats people who work for her. Plus, she's married to a pedofile. Not to mention, she should be dipped in brown gravy, & locked in a small room w/a wolverine who's high on angel dust for desecrating an AC/DC song years ago during that whole "Diva's" garbage they put on VH-1. She did a HORRENDOUSLY BAD BAD BAD cover of "You Shook Me All Night Long"< that makes Jessica Simpson look like a talented person. __________________ http://www.buffalobeast.com/134/50mo...2008-full.html

08-05-2008, 07:41 PM	#2 (permalink)
lucifer_sam Unrepentant Ass-Mod Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Pennsylvania Posts: 3,921	Its hard to hear how ****ty it is with the drunk fans screaming, but this is why I hate DMB. __________________ first.am

10-25-2008, 01:00 AM	#3 (permalink)
DJ Phoenix Music Addict Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 202	The Antichrist: Thee worst cover, by thee worst artist.......EVER. Celine Dion should not be allowed to sing....ANYWHERE! Check out this monstrocity, please off yourself Celine: YouTube - Celine Dion & Anastacia - You Shook Me All Night Long (Live Divas Las Vegas 2002) __________________ http://www.buffalobeast.com/134/50mo...2008-full.html

10-25-2008, 01:08 AM	#4 (permalink)
debaserr eat the masters Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 5,470	why would i want to check this out __________________ Last.FM

10-25-2008, 04:22 AM	#6 (permalink)
Urban Hat€monger ? The Sexual Intellectual Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Somewhere cooler than you Posts: 18,626	Are you going to start a new thread every time some pop singer covers some classic rock dirge? __________________ Urb's RYM Stuff Most people sell their soul to the devil, but the devil sells his soul to Nick Cave.

10-25-2008, 08:14 PM	#8 (permalink)
Wifey Boozer Meanie McFeany Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Troy side'ah the dirt, NY Posts: 455	My labia just shriveled up a bit. __________________ ... Stalin had a *FANTASTIC* moustache. Formerly known as the Prime Minister of Spain. [backintheubbr]

10-25-2008, 08:37 PM	#9 (permalink)
WendyCal Music Addict Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 271	Well, if an artist wants to try out new styles, and see if it's a "fit," for them and their fans, i have no problem with that. Seems like it would at least give them some experience in another genre that they might take back to their's, and perhaps incorporate. Whether or not i like the output, i gotta admire the willingness to try. But, yes. Some of them are ludicrous, imho.