5 most completely absurd black metal costumes of all time (rock, reviews)

Kevorkian Logic · 10-11-2008, 08:29 AM

I found a long list of costumes like this in the interweb, so I picked the worst and numbered to fit my fancy. Enjoy

5. Rob Darken (Graveland)
No. Just no.

4. Høst (Taake)

First of all, i'm not sure if you can post this picture on MB or not, but I have seen enough side boobs/ass on people's avatars to think a side penis is ok. If it's not, I apologize, I really do, I'm not trying to break the rules or offend anyone with this picture. But the picture it's self, kinda disturbing, I've heard the phrase rock with you **** out or whatever, but I don't think they mean this. I don't go to concerts to see peoples penises, if I wanted to see a ****ing **** I would go to /b. Just keep it in your pants for a costume, no one is impressed.

3. Maniac (Mayhem)

I mean, I'm aware of the constant use of raw meat in metal concerts, but this kinda crosses the line for me, unless that meat gets cooked and is wrapped in bacon, I am not interested thankyouverymuch.

NSW · 10-11-2008, 08:58 AM

I just threw up a little bit in my mouth...

spark10036 · 10-11-2008, 09:01 AM

holy sh*t!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FireInCairo · 10-11-2008, 09:03 AM

wow

~~Fyrenza~~ · 10-11-2008, 10:33 AM

eeewwweeeeeeeeeeeeee!

idk
seems like if a group needs a costume (or lack thereof, like host)
for a gimmick

they probably aren't my kind of band

jackhammer · 10-11-2008, 12:43 PM

There is a whole site dedicated to these ridiculous numbnuts but I won't link it as this is just as fun. The pics can stay as far as im concerned.

Urban Hat€monger ? · 10-11-2008, 12:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kevorkian Logic

3. Maniac (Mayhem)

I mean, I'm aware of the constant use of raw meat in metal concerts, but this kinda crosses the line for me, unless that meat gets cooked and is wrapped in bacon, I am not interested thankyouverymuch.

I look at this picture and all I can think is office worker on his weekend off.

lucifer_sam · 10-11-2008, 01:09 PM

I'm not gonna lie, side penis is pretty disgusting. I dunno bout you ladies, but I don't see any sex appeal in that, just an enormous hindrance.

~~Fyrenza~~ · 10-11-2008, 01:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lucifer_sam

I'm not gonna lie, side penis is pretty disgusting. I dunno bout you ladies, but I don't see any sex appeal in that, just an enormous hindrance.

no shit! i was wondering how he managed not to crush his 'jewels'

right after i thought that it wasn't much of an advertisment...

Kevorkian Logic · 10-11-2008, 03:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Urban Hatemonger

I look at this picture and all I can think is office worker on his weekend off.

lol. i see that now, purty good.

10-11-2008, 08:29 AM	#1 (permalink)
Kevorkian Logic Imperfectly Perfect Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: North Carolina Posts: 1,290	5 most completely absurd black metal costumes of all time I found a long list of costumes like this in the interweb, so I picked the worst and numbered to fit my fancy. Enjoy 5. Rob Darken (Graveland) No. Just no. 4. Høst (Taake) First of all, i'm not sure if you can post this picture on MB or not, but I have seen enough side boobs/ass on people's avatars to think a side penis is ok. If it's not, I apologize, I really do, I'm not trying to break the rules or offend anyone with this picture. But the picture it's self, kinda disturbing, I've heard the phrase rock with you ** out or whatever, but I don't think they mean this. I don't go to concerts to see peoples penises, if I wanted to see a ing I would go to /b. Just keep it in your pants for a costume, no one is impressed. 3. Maniac (Mayhem) I mean, I'm aware of the constant use of raw meat in metal concerts, but this kinda crosses the line for me, unless that meat gets cooked and is wrapped in bacon, I am not interested thankyouverymuch.** __________________ "it is only through a limitless accumulation of the imperfect that a certain type of perfection can be attained"

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jackhammer Ba and Be. Join Date: May 2007 Location: This Is England Posts: 17,331	There is a whole site dedicated to these ridiculous numbnuts but I won't link it as this is just as fun. The pics can stay as far as im concerned. __________________ It be my music and film collection. “A cynic by experience, a romantic by inclination and now a hero by necessity.”

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~~Fyrenza~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: high above the Republic of Texas Posts: 216	eeewwweeeeeeeeeeeeee! idk seems like if a group needs a costume (or lack thereof, like host) for a gimmick they probably aren't my kind of band

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lucifer_sam Unrepentant Ass-Mod Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Pennsylvania Posts: 3,921	I'm not gonna lie, side penis is pretty disgusting. I dunno bout you ladies, but I don't see any sex appeal in that, just an enormous hindrance. __________________ first.am