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Old 11-17-2008, 10:58 PM   #21 (permalink)
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The last people we can taunt without being called bigots.
Yeah, fat people and rednecks. Though, honestly, the two categories frequently overlap.
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Old 11-17-2008, 11:46 PM   #22 (permalink)
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Another funny one, although I'm sure it offends some people.
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Old 11-18-2008, 12:13 AM   #23 (permalink)
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Personal favorite, "Sir Psycho Sexy" -Red Hot Chili Peppers

It's like a porno narration through song.

"A long, long, long, long time ago
Before the wind, before the snow
Lived a man, lived a man I know
Lived a freak of nature named Sir Psycho

Sir Psycho Sexy that is me
Sometimes I find I need to scream

He's a freak of nature
But we love him so
He's a freak of nature
But we let him go

Deep inside the garden of Eden
Standing there with my hard on bleedin'
Theres a devil in my **** and some demons in my semen
Good God no that would be treason
Believe me Eve she gave good reason
Botty looking too good not to be squeezin'
Creamy beaver hotter than a fever
I'm a givin' 'cause she's the reciever
I won't and I don't hang up until I please her
Makin' her feel like an over achiever
I take it away for a minute just to tease her
Then I give it back a little bit deeper

Sir Psycho Sir Psycho yea he's the man that I met 1 time
Sir Psycho Sir Psycho yea he's the man that left me blind
Sir Psycho Sir Psycho yea he's the man he's the man he's
the man (chorus)

He's a freak of nature
But we love him so
He's a freak of nature
But we let him go

I got stopped by a lady cop
In my automobile
She said get out and spead your legs
And then she tried to cop a feel
That cop she was all dressed in blue
Was she pretty? Boy I'm tellin' you
She stuck my butt with her big black stick
I said "what's up?" now suck my ****
Like a ram getting ready to jam the lamb
She whimpered just a little when she felt my hand
On her crotch so very warm
I could feel her getting wet through her uniform
Proppin' her up on the black and white
Unzipped and slipped "ooo that's tight"
I swatted her like no swat team can
Turned a cherry pie right into jam

(chorus)

Hello young woman that I love
Pretty punk rock mamma that I'm thinking of
Hold me naked if you will
In your arms in your legs in your pussy I'd kill
To be with you, to kiss with you, I do miss you
I love you

Lay me down...
Descending waves of graceful pleasure
For your love there is no measure
Her curves they bend with subtle splendor

Now I lay me down to sleep
I pray the funk will make me freak
If I should die before I waked
Allow me Lord to rock out naked
Bored by the ordinary time to take a trip
Calling up a little girl with a bull whip
Lickety split go snap "snap"
Girl gettin' off all in my lap
The tallest tree the sweetest sap
Blowin' my ass right off the map
Ooo and it's nice out here
I think I'll stay for a while"
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Old 11-18-2008, 12:21 AM   #24 (permalink)
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Another funny one, although I'm sure it offends some people.
Haha. I hate this guy.
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Old 11-18-2008, 01:10 AM   #25 (permalink)
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Why so?
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Old 11-18-2008, 01:19 AM   #26 (permalink)
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I really don't know, he just bugs me! To be honest I really don't know much about him but whenever I see him pop up randomly I am just immediately annoyed by his internet presence.
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Old 11-18-2008, 01:25 AM   #27 (permalink)
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Well that's fair enough, haha.
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Old 11-19-2008, 02:32 PM   #28 (permalink)
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http://www.darklyrics.com/a/anal****.html


Take your pick.
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Old 11-19-2008, 02:35 PM   #29 (permalink)
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Anal Cunt's titles are funny enough.
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Old 11-19-2008, 02:39 PM   #30 (permalink)
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I don't find A.C. offensive, but that RHCP song was pretty messed up.
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