Made-Up Albums that Changed the World (hardcore, punk, quote, Kora)

sleepy jack · 02-12-2009, 02:35 PM

I laughed

Roygbiv · 02-12-2009, 02:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pornographie Nouveau

Brian Emo - Before and After Slitting (2004)

Urban Hat€monger ? · 02-12-2009, 03:05 PM

Pornographie Nouveau · 02-12-2009, 03:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Urban Hatemonger

YES.
I am enjoying the amount of Hex Enduction Hour included on the "including..." list.

I'll do some more tomorrow. It'll probably be a snowday = school closed.

stevesonthebay · 02-14-2009, 08:23 AM

the potbellies. featuring steve watts, kenny gavitts, wes casy, pete dewer and shaun kennet.

after years in the wilderness the potbellies have released their debut album. the music is a fusion of blues, folk, hillbilly with a dose of rock. its taken many years to get serious about our music and actually get into the studio to lay down some tracks steve said. its taken a lot of sessions to get us in the right frame of mind and to click as a group. i think youll like the final product.

the jam sessions - the potbellies.

1. stood still. 5.24 - steve watts and wes casy.
2. message to deliver. 4.31 - kenny gavitts.
3. i feel fine. 4.12 - steve watts.
4. nancy the cat. 4.05 - steve watts.
5. tve got a schitzo girlfriend. 5.16 - kenny gavitts, wes casy and steve watts.
6. lose your cabbage paddy. 3.45 - wes casy.
7. computer head. 4.36 - steve watts.
8. flingers flats. 4.55 - wes casy.
9. thursday night. 4.08 - steve watts.
10. going down. 3.45 - steve watts.

Alfred · 02-14-2009, 10:46 AM

Five Finger Death Punch "My Dick Is Bigger"

Tracklisting:
1. My Dick is Bigger
2. I'll Beat the Shit Out of You
3. Small IQ, Big Dick
4. I Could Grow a Beard When I Was Eleven
5. Dork
6. You're Too Much Of a Pussy To Get Tatoos
7. I Could Take Hulk Hogan
8. I'll Beat the Shit Out of You (Reprise)
9. I'm Not Gonna Argue, I'll Just Beat You Up
10. I Could Grow Chest Hair at Fifteen
11. Anyone Who Listens To Country Is Gay

Review:

Five Finger Death Punch the most intense metal bands out there, and if you don't like this album, they'll hunt you down and then beat the shit out of you. The songs get repetetive and so do the riffs, but for a band who just brags about how manly they are, it's never boring. Their guitarist is so manly that he doesn't even have to pick any notes. My favorite track is I Could Grow Chest Hair at Fifteen because if you didn't already believe how masculine the members are, then this will certainly prove it to you.

This album gets a 10/10 from me because I don't want to get beat up.

Since they've decided that music videos are for pussies, here's a song from their last album:

gunnels · 02-14-2009, 11:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alfred

Five Finger Death Punch "My Dick Is Bigger"

Tracklisting:
1. My Dick is Bigger
2. I'll Beat the Shit Out of You
3. Small IQ, Big Dick
4. I Could Grow a Beard When I Was Eleven
5. Dork
6. You're Too Much Of a Pussy To Get Tatoos
7. I Could Take Hulk Hogan
8. I'll Beat the Shit Out of You (Reprise)
9. I'm Not Gonna Argue, I'll Just Beat You Up
10. I Could Grow Chest Hair at Fifteen
11. Anyone Who Listens To Country Is Gay

Review:

Five Finger Death Punch the most intense metal bands out there, and if you don't like this album, they'll hunt you down and then beat the shit out of you. The songs get repetetive and so do the riffs, but for a band who just brags about how manly they are, it's never boring. Their guitarist is so manly that he doesn't even have to pick any notes. My favorite track is I Could Grow Chest Hair at Fifteen because if you didn't already believe how masculine the members are, then this will certainly prove it to you.

This album gets a 10/10 from me because I don't want to get beat up.

Since they've decided that music videos are for pussies, here's a song from their last album:

Akira · 02-14-2009, 11:43 AM

Who can forget Muse - 'Mens Room' which stormed the charts with it's singles, plenty of number 1's and number 2's.

Pornographie Nouveau · 02-14-2009, 12:16 PM

gunnels · 02-14-2009, 12:50 PM

Damn you people and your photoshop.

Hey Kids! Are you ready for something generic?!
Well get ready for...

Find out who they'll copy next in Aidens new album! Will it be MCR or AFI again? or will they go into UNCHARTED TERRITORY?
Could they goHARDCORE with Atreyu? Or will they go PUNK on us with Sum 41?
The SUSPENSE is TOO MUCH.
Buy it TOMORROW at Hot Topic for only 21.95!!!

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stevesonthebay Music Addict Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 66	the potbellies. featuring steve watts, kenny gavitts, wes casy, pete dewer and shaun kennet. after years in the wilderness the potbellies have released their debut album. the music is a fusion of blues, folk, hillbilly with a dose of rock. its taken many years to get serious about our music and actually get into the studio to lay down some tracks steve said. its taken a lot of sessions to get us in the right frame of mind and to click as a group. i think youll like the final product. the jam sessions - the potbellies. 1. stood still. 5.24 - steve watts and wes casy. 2. message to deliver. 4.31 - kenny gavitts. 3. i feel fine. 4.12 - steve watts. 4. nancy the cat. 4.05 - steve watts. 5. tve got a schitzo girlfriend. 5.16 - kenny gavitts, wes casy and steve watts. 6. lose your cabbage paddy. 3.45 - wes casy. 7. computer head. 4.36 - steve watts. 8. flingers flats. 4.55 - wes casy. 9. thursday night. 4.08 - steve watts. 10. going down. 3.45 - steve watts. __________________ Most of us go to our grave with our music still inside of us.

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Alfred one big soul Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Canada Posts: 5,096	Five Finger Death Punch "My Dick Is Bigger" Tracklisting: 1. My Dick is Bigger 2. I'll Beat the Shit Out of You 3. Small IQ, Big Dick 4. I Could Grow a Beard When I Was Eleven 5. Dork 6. You're Too Much Of a Pussy To Get Tatoos 7. I Could Take Hulk Hogan 8. I'll Beat the Shit Out of You (Reprise) 9. I'm Not Gonna Argue, I'll Just Beat You Up 10. I Could Grow Chest Hair at Fifteen 11. Anyone Who Listens To Country Is Gay Review: Five Finger Death Punch the most intense metal bands out there, and if you don't like this album, they'll hunt you down and then beat the shit out of you. The songs get repetetive and so do the riffs, but for a band who just brags about how manly they are, it's never boring. Their guitarist is so manly that he doesn't even have to pick any notes. My favorite track is I Could Grow Chest Hair at Fifteen because if you didn't already believe how masculine the members are, then this will certainly prove it to you. This album gets a 10/10 from me because I don't want to get beat up. Since they've decided that music videos are for pussies, here's a song from their last album: __________________ LAST.FM / VINYL COLLECTION / RYM Last edited by Alfred; 02-14-2009 at 10:54 AM.

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