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Old 12-20-2008, 12:03 PM   #51 (permalink)
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That's gross.
Isnt though. She's very attractive minus the armpit hair that she could probably braid.....but shes all feminist and doesnt believe she should have to shave. I would hate to see her legs or even worse her..............!
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Old 12-20-2008, 12:29 PM   #52 (permalink)
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Old 12-20-2008, 12:32 PM   #53 (permalink)
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Even you guys must know that the narration gets inane and boring.
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Old 12-20-2008, 02:58 PM   #54 (permalink)
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To Mike:
The early years were great, man. You have extraordinary vocal talent and you made some awesome music in the middle stages of FNM's development. But goddammit, you're a shithead. Big Jim was the largest creative force in the band and you kicked him out because...he wanted to make music-oriented music? And boy, Album of the Year fucking BLEW. There were no redeeming qualities. Perhaps you should have called it "Mike Patton Plays Soft Alternative Dross, Accompanied by Four Other Musicians." No one could have misinterpreted that.
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Old 12-21-2008, 04:14 PM   #55 (permalink)
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Bob Dylan
The Never Ending Tour sucks. Really sucks. It's been awful since 1989. Bob, how can you make great albums like Time Out Of Mind and then go on the road and butcher your songs?

Bruce Springsteen
Man, you need to fire Brendan O'Brien. He's made your last three albums of original songs worse than Human Touch. Worse than Human Touch! Who would have thought that possible?

Chuck Berry
How could you record the 50's greatest rock songs, make a decent 60's album (St. Louis To Liverpool) and still be able to record crap like Merry Christmas Baby, Sad Day Long Night, and Woodpecker? Some of that generic material he recorded in the 60's is worse than My-Ding-A-Ling, and we all know what that means. (Actually, I don't think My-Ding-A-Ling is that bad; of his famous songs, only School Day is truly awful. But I digress).

The Sex Pistols
(This should be self explanatory if you have any idea what they've been up to in the past few years. If not, I think we can all agree that Johnny Rotten, despite his immense talent, is a complete jag.)

XTC
Er, how come you guys haven't made any records since 2000? Come on, eight years is a long time! (That's the best I can do, short of blaming them for the horrendous 2000 remasters of their back catalogue).

The Stone Roses
Garage Flower is better than that trainwreck of an album you called "Second Coming," Ten Storey Love Song and Tears notwithstanding. There, I said it. Oh, and live, Ian Brown is awful. The famous Blackpool gig is amazingly painful to listen to.
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Old 12-21-2008, 04:24 PM   #56 (permalink)
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Er, how come you guys haven't made any records since 2000? Come on, eight years is a long time! (That's the best I can do, short of blaming them for the horrendous 2000 remasters of their back catalogue).
Andy Partridge said in his newspaper column that he doesn't even know where Colin Moulding lives and they have no interest in working with each other , so XTC is effectively over.
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Old 12-21-2008, 05:12 PM   #57 (permalink)
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The Beatles

As much as I love these guys, their early work can be pretty sh*tty at times.. I mean seriously, how many generic 1950s-esque love songs could they churn out before realizing that they could do SO much better???

The Who

After Keith died, they should have too. But noooooooooo.........
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Old 12-21-2008, 05:23 PM   #58 (permalink)
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After Keith died, they should have too. But noooooooooo.........
I'd say that they should have stopped making records. But still do some reunions.
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Old 12-21-2008, 05:39 PM   #59 (permalink)
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10,000 Days feels just a mite too rehash in an otherwise steller discography. Would it really kill you to experiment a bit more Maynard?

Led Zeppelin
You were great while you lasted, but for the love of God please do not reform anytime soon. (rumors of a new vocalist replacing Plant? Wtf???)

Pink Floyd
Division Bell was lame, The Wall was weak, and King Crimson outclassed you even in your days of glory. And don't even think about reforming now that Wright's kicked the bucket...
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Old 12-21-2008, 05:59 PM   #60 (permalink)
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I hate your fans. Also stop pretending that you don't think you're gods of music or something pretentious like that.
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