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Old 12-04-2008, 01:48 PM   #31 (permalink)
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I despise a lot of Christmas music, there are a few good songs though. They tend to be the more depressing ones like Lonely This Christmas by Mud. Fairytale Of New York is the hands-down best one for me though, especially as it's home to this verse...

You're a bum
You're a punk
You're an old slut on junk
Lying there almost dead on a drip in that bed
You scumbag, you maggot
You cheap lousy ***got
Happy Christmas your arse
I pray God its our last
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Old 12-04-2008, 08:37 PM   #32 (permalink)
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Up on the housetop reindeer pause, out jumps good ol santa clause.
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Old 12-04-2008, 09:01 PM   #33 (permalink)
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Merry Xmas/War is Over-John Lennon...good song IMO
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Old 12-04-2008, 09:44 PM   #34 (permalink)
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Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas is my most hated Christmas song....a different version played every third or fourth tune where I work. All oversung. Is "hang a shining star upon the highest bough" really the most dramatic lyric ever written? Does it -need- to be sung that way?
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Old 12-04-2008, 11:05 PM   #35 (permalink)
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C.H.R.I.S.T.M.A.S - The Vandals
[Originally by The Yobs]

"C" is for your little clit when I go down beneath.
"H" is for your pubic hair that sticks between my teeth
"R" is for your rectum that
"I" fuck with my dick
Christmas comes but once a year
and makes me fucking sick.
"S" is for your shitty asshole, clinkers 'round your bum
"T" is for your massive tits that make me want to cum
"M" is for masturbation, when you're not here with me
"A" is for the agony of catching your vd
"S" is for the syphilis that rots away my prick
Christmas comes but once a year
and makes me fucking sick.
"S" is for the syphilis that rots away my
Ding-dong merrily along
The chapel bells are ringing
Ding-dong merrily along
My fucking balls are swinging.
Whoa, whoa whoa whoa ...

Whoa, whoa whoa whoa ...
The chapel bells are ringing.
Whoa, whoa whoa whoa ...
My fucking balls are swinging!



I couldn't possibly pick just one line, it brings on the tears every time I hear it. LYRICAL MASTERPIECE!!!!
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Old 12-07-2008, 06:29 AM   #36 (permalink)
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Default Favorite Christmas Tune?

I never get sick of the Chipmunk Song around the holiday's -

What is your Favorite Holiday Tune?
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Old 12-07-2008, 12:32 PM   #37 (permalink)
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I never get sick of the Chipmunk Song around the holiday's -

What is your Favorite Holiday Tune?
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Up on the housetop reindeer pause, out jumps good ol santa clause.
The part after this where Santa scare all the reindeer causing them to fall off the roof with all the presents and Christmas gets ruined.

What is your Favorite Holiday Tune?
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Old 12-11-2008, 03:22 AM   #38 (permalink)
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Old 12-12-2008, 08:18 PM   #39 (permalink)
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Rhyming "snowman" with "no, man," in Winter Wonderland always pissed me off, particularly since that part is repeated like three times in the song.
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Old 12-13-2008, 08:27 PM   #40 (permalink)
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C.H.R.I.S.T.M.A.S - The Vandals
[Originally by The Yobs]

"C" is for your little clit when I go down beneath.
"H" is for your pubic hair that sticks between my teeth
"R" is for your rectum that
"I" fuck with my dick
Christmas comes but once a year
and makes me fucking sick.
"S" is for your shitty asshole, clinkers 'round your bum
"T" is for your massive tits that make me want to cum
"M" is for masturbation, when you're not here with me
"A" is for the agony of catching your vd
"S" is for the syphilis that rots away my prick
Christmas comes but once a year
and makes me fucking sick.
"S" is for the syphilis that rots away my
Ding-dong merrily along
The chapel bells are ringing
Ding-dong merrily along
My fucking balls are swinging.
Whoa, whoa whoa whoa ...

Whoa, whoa whoa whoa ...
The chapel bells are ringing.
Whoa, whoa whoa whoa ...
My fucking balls are swinging!



I couldn't possibly pick just one line, it brings on the tears every time I hear it. LYRICAL MASTERPIECE!!!!
Thanks for the laugh.
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