The Top Ten Most Infuriating Music Fans Ever

Stone Birds · 06-05-2009, 01:17 PM

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Originally Posted by boo boo

Elitist prog fans better be up there.

I mean seriously, if you guys think I'm an annoying pretentious prog fan, you need to go to ProgArchives, because you ain't seen NOTHING yet.

Read some of the reviews by Ivan Melgary Morey and Sean Trane. I dare you.

i just clicked on that link and this advertisement for the website started playing (it was creep)

asshat · 06-05-2009, 01:19 PM

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Originally Posted by crash_override

That makes you just as closed minded as the people you are talking about. You should respect their position. There is no such thing as "liking music for all the wrong reasons". You like what you like, period. I personally don't like Radiohead but I would never tell you and them to walk off of a cliff. That's just ridiculous, it's the definition of being an elitist and close minded. You think your methods are the only way and you don't take anyone else's likes and preferences into consideration before you let something ridiculous babble off your tounge.

....there's this thing called hyperbole, and of course I think I'm right, just like you think your right

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Originally Posted by Janszoon

I have to say most indie kids I know pretty much worship the Talking Heads, they don't dismiss them at all.

...how's that supposed to make them not suck?

....I remember when I was 9 and I was listening to nirvana, and my dad told me I should listen to the "original punk-rockers", so he played me some talking heads--so I thought punk rock sucked so I avoided it for many years.

....why don't I add christian rock fans into the mix.

cheezyridr · 06-05-2009, 01:45 PM

when i was a kid, my sister had a huge stack of beatles vinyl, and 45s.
i was like, 6, and listened to them on my close-and-play repeatedly. i thought they were great, and my sister enjoyed filling my head with every single inane factoid ever known about them.

F.F. several years and see me in the 8th grade. by now i'm well on my way to being the school stoner, and grades are falling like...things that fall down....
so i sign up for this music class about the beatles thinking "easy A".
i got my A without even trying. however, fate punished my academic laziness by putting me in the same class the next year too. i wanted to pull my eyes out with a pudding spoon. it took years of drugs to wash that stuff out of my head.

Comus · 06-05-2009, 04:47 PM

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Originally Posted by wayfarer

says the guy with the bright pink patch cord.

pink from the blood of the unicorns i slaughtered to obtain it

Mirrorball95 · 06-06-2009, 07:15 AM

How about Take That fans? Nirvana fans? Westlife fans? Abba fans? (Notice how I include Nirvana in the midst of a bunch of obvious crap for added effect

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Seltzer · 06-06-2009, 07:45 AM

Ahaha, that was an awesome entry!

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Originally Posted by Janszoon

Haha, this whole entry was great. It's funny, on the flips side of this there's another group of music listeners out there who suck: people who only like music that is "soothing". You know who I mean, the kind of people who keep smooth jazz and easy listening stations on the air and who view music not as an art form but as some kind of relaxation device similar to a massage chair.

If I ever again have to endure an album full of 'relaxing' panpipe adaptations of well-known songs, I'll shoot myself.

**Janszoon** · 06-06-2009, 11:13 AM

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Originally Posted by asshat

...how's that supposed to make them not suck?

It's not. It wasn't a comment on the quality of the band (though personally I do like them a lot), it was a comment on what indie fans listen to.

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Originally Posted by asshat

....I remember when I was 9 and I was listening to nirvana, and my dad told me I should listen to the "original punk-rockers", so he played me some talking heads--so I thought punk rock sucked so I avoided it for many years.

Yeah, a lot of people have kind of a crappy taste in music when they're 9. It's okay, I won't hold it against you.

boo boo · 06-06-2009, 11:52 AM

Yeah but he still hates Talking Heads even in adulthood so you CAN hold it against him.

Burning Down · 06-06-2009, 12:08 PM

What about those Jonas Brothers fans? *vomits* Or do they get a thread all to themselves?

Urban Hat€monger ? · 06-06-2009, 12:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Burning Down

What about those Jonas Brothers fans? *vomits* Or do they get a thread all to themselves?

If they annoy you that much stop hanging around little girls.

06-05-2009, 01:45 PM	#53 (permalink)
cheezyridr Music Addict Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: sunny canadia Posts: 131	when i was a kid, my sister had a huge stack of beatles vinyl, and 45s. i was like, 6, and listened to them on my close-and-play repeatedly. i thought they were great, and my sister enjoyed filling my head with every single inane factoid ever known about them. F.F. several years and see me in the 8th grade. by now i'm well on my way to being the school stoner, and grades are falling like...things that fall down.... so i sign up for this music class about the beatles thinking "easy A". i got my A without even trying. however, fate punished my academic laziness by putting me in the same class the next year too. i wanted to pull my eyes out with a pudding spoon. it took years of drugs to wash that stuff out of my head.

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Burning Down The Music Guru. Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Beyond the Wall Posts: 4,858	What about those Jonas Brothers fans? vomits Or do they get a thread all to themselves?