The -10 Star Song Thread

Violent & Funky · 12-22-2009, 12:32 PM

Ugh, scratch your nails against the chalkboard instead!

-10/10

Awesometastic · 12-22-2009, 02:04 PM

I cannot think of a more offensive piece of trash. Kenny G takes one of the most beautiful records in the history of recorded music, and then decides it needs his noodling, impotent, boring, ignorant saxophone "improvisations" recorded on top. To make Louis Armstrong sound like utter crap, you really need to work hard. Kenny G succeeds with flying colors. And I can't conceive of the arrogance involved, that you could think you could actually IMPROVE a LOUIS ****ing ARMSTRONG track by adding your own licks. Kenny, what you do is scarcely jazz, nevermind jazz that is comparable to the music of Louis Armstrong. I'm sure this doesn't weigh on your conscience when you laugh all the way to the bank, but man it should.

**Janszoon** · 12-22-2009, 02:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Awesometastic

I cannot think of a more offensive piece of trash. Kenny G takes one of the most beautiful records in the history of recorded music, and then decides it needs his noodling, impotent, boring, ignorant saxophone "improvisations" recorded on top. To make Louis Armstrong sound like utter crap, you really need to work hard. Kenny G succeeds with flying colors. And I can't conceive of the arrogance involved, that you could think you could actually IMPROVE a LOUIS ****ing ARMSTRONG track by adding your own licks. Kenny, what you do is scarcely jazz, nevermind jazz that is comparable to the music of Louis Armstrong. I'm sure this doesn't weigh on your conscience when you laugh all the way to the bank, but man it should.

I'd like to improve a Kenny G song by recording a track of percussive farting over it.

DiSTANToblivion · 12-22-2009, 02:19 PM

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Originally Posted by GuitarBizarre

Nothing compares to the awfulness that is this song.

TILLLLLYOUUUUUWWWWAASSSSDEEEEEAADDDD

WTF is this? I honestly only made it 30 seconds in. What was with the hat too??

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Originally Posted by Piss Me Off

The bloke out of N-Dubz being massacred on Nevermind the Buzz****s was a brilliant brilliant moment! As for the Black Eyed Peas this video sums it up pretty well..

Black Eyed Peas Have Officially Written The Worst Song Ever - Funny Videos | Cracked.com

That was gold hahaha

Okay here's another one. Though I think he is meant to be intentionally bad. Honestly if he is unaware of the toxic fumes that are released from his music then I guess it makes it funnier. He is popular or so I've heard.
so a -7/10 because he maybe intentionally bad...

music_phantom13 · 12-22-2009, 02:43 PM

As if grillz, grills, grilles, whatever aren't the dumbest shit in the world to begin with, Nelly had to go and make a song about it. I'm factoring the video in as well, so it ends up with a whopping:

-9.5/10

Saw this video on tv the other day, thought this was the perfect place for it on musicbanter.

storymilo · 12-22-2009, 05:03 PM

-10/10

Seriously guys. This is the bottom of the barrel. Like Bulldog's song it will never go away, but still you know the melody is generic and repeated. The lyrics are almost laughably bad (I'm in the kitchen cookin' things she likes. Someday I'm gonna make her my wife). I would actually advise not listening to this if you've never heard it before, spare yourself.

~~someonecompletelyrandom~~ · 12-22-2009, 05:05 PM

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Originally Posted by storymilo

-10/10

Seriously guys. This is the bottom of the barrel. Like Bulldog's song it will never go away, but still you know the melody is generic and repeated. The lyrics are almost laughably bad (I'm in the kitchen cookin' things she likes. Someday I'm gonna make her my wife). I would actually advise not listening to this if you've never heard it before, spare yourself.

I so regret the inventing of the word "shawty".

storymilo · 12-22-2009, 05:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Conan

I so regret the inventing of the word "shawty".

That's what he's saying????

Neapolitan · 12-22-2009, 05:10 PM

I hate this song, if I could and still follow the OP's direction I would rate it more then just negative ten

AC?DC -10 song

~~someonecompletelyrandom~~ · 12-22-2009, 05:12 PM

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Originally Posted by storymilo

That's what he's saying????

No idea if that was sarcastic but... in 2009 why on earth wouldn't he be saying it

12-22-2009, 12:32 PM	#11 (permalink)
Violent & Funky FUNky Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Midland, MI Posts: 2,482	Ugh, scratch your nails against the chalkboard instead! -10/10

12-22-2009, 02:04 PM	#12 (permalink)
Awesometastic Groupie Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 32	I cannot think of a more offensive piece of trash. Kenny G takes one of the most beautiful records in the history of recorded music, and then decides it needs his noodling, impotent, boring, ignorant saxophone "improvisations" recorded on top. To make Louis Armstrong sound like utter crap, you really need to work hard. Kenny G succeeds with flying colors. And I can't conceive of the arrogance involved, that you could think you could actually IMPROVE a LOUIS ****ing ARMSTRONG track by adding your own licks. Kenny, what you do is scarcely jazz, nevermind jazz that is comparable to the music of Louis Armstrong. I'm sure this doesn't weigh on your conscience when you laugh all the way to the bank, but man it should.

12-22-2009, 02:43 PM	#15 (permalink)
music_phantom13 Music Addict Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Pittsburgh, PA Posts: 942	As if grillz, grills, grilles, whatever aren't the dumbest shit in the world to begin with, Nelly had to go and make a song about it. I'm factoring the video in as well, so it ends up with a whopping: -9.5/10 Saw this video on tv the other day, thought this was the perfect place for it on musicbanter.

12-22-2009, 05:03 PM	#16 (permalink)
storymilo Music Addict Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 1,845	-10/10 Seriously guys. This is the bottom of the barrel. Like Bulldog's song it will never go away, but still you know the melody is generic and repeated. The lyrics are almost laughably bad (I'm in the kitchen cookin' things she likes. Someday I'm gonna make her my wife). I would actually advise not listening to this if you've never heard it before, spare yourself.