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Old 07-16-2010, 01:23 PM   #131 (permalink)
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The Soft Parade has now begun
Listen to the engines hum
People out to have some fun
A cobra on my left
Leopard on my right, yeah

The deer woman in a silk dress
Girls with beads around their necks
Kiss the hunter of the green vest
Who has wrestled before
With lions in the night

Out of sight!
The lights are getting brighter
The radio is moaning
Calling to the dogs
There are still a few animals
Left out in the yard
But it's getting harder
To describe sailors
To the underfed
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Old 07-16-2010, 04:51 PM   #132 (permalink)
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This little ditty from Pink Floyd is the worst thing ever written by anyone over the age of eight.

Bike

I know a mouse
And he hasn't got a house
I don't know why
I call him Gerald
He's getting rather old
But he's a good mouse

You're the kind of girl that fits in with my world
I'll give you anything
Everything if you want things
Heh heh...I thought these lyrics were actually kind of good because they are quirky, just like the song. I suspect the simplicity is intentional to make the lyrics funny. And I think it's cute that he says of his mouse, "I don't know why I call him Gerald. He's getting rather old but he's a good mouse."

I suppose one reason I like these lines is that I like mice. They have such cute little hands and noses!
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Old 07-16-2010, 05:21 PM   #133 (permalink)
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This little ditty from Pink Floyd is the worst thing ever written by anyone over the age of eight.

Bike


I've got a bike
You can ride it if you like
It's got a basket
A bell that rings
And things to make it look good
I'd give it to you if I could
But I borrowed it

You're the kind of girl that fits in with my world
I'll give you anything
Everything if you want things

I've got a cloak
It's a bit of a joke
There's a tear up the front
It's red and black
I've had it for months
If you think it could look good
Then I guess it should

You're the kind of girl that fits in with my world
I'll give you anything
Everything if you want things

I know a mouse
And he hasn't got a house
I don't know why
I call him Gerald
He's getting rather old
But he's a good mouse

You're the kind of girl that fits in with my world
I'll give you anything
Everything if you want things

I've got a clan of gingerbread men
Here a man
There a man
Lots of gingerbread men
Take a couple if you wish
They're on the dish

You're the kind of girl that fits in with my world
I'll give you anything
Everything if you want things

I know a room full of musical tunes
Some rhyme
Some ching
Most of them are clockwork
Let's go into the other room and make them work
You do realise that the song is SUPPOSED to be childish right?
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Old 07-16-2010, 06:01 PM   #134 (permalink)
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You do realise that the song is SUPPOSED to be childish right?
Doesn't matter it's still garbage, in fact every song on that album is pretty much horrendous.
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Old 07-16-2010, 06:49 PM   #135 (permalink)
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Doesn't matter it's still garbage, in fact every song on that album is pretty much horrendous.
blasphemy!
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Old 07-16-2010, 06:56 PM   #136 (permalink)
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Doesn't matter it's still garbage, in fact every song on that album is pretty much horrendous.
Heh that's what I said when I heard Buddy Holly's greatest hits compilation.

Please leave mr annoying old person.
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Doesn't matter it's still garbage, in fact every song on that album is pretty much horrendous.
Thats very... blunt. Do you really hate all of them?
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He hates everything made after 1966 because he's over 100 years old.
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He hates everything made after 1966 because he's over 100 years old.
You're funny like Jay Lenno.
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Old 07-16-2010, 07:34 PM   #140 (permalink)
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Doesn't matter it's still garbage, in fact every song on that album is pretty much horrendous.
You'd really hate Cpt. Beefheart. =o

But seriously though, not even "Interstellar Overdrive" is spared? Or "Lucifer Sam"? That's not right.
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