Worst Song Lyrics of All Time

white/noise · 03-17-2010, 05:32 PM

But they meant this. Like it was a serious protest song. Then they covered "working class hero", like they had a message. Total rubbish.

TravisBickle · 03-17-2010, 05:33 PM

I had the misfortune of picking up Orgy's "Punk Statik Paranoia" for a couple dollars in a second hand bin and the whole album is full of this kind of stuff:

From the track "Leave Me Out"

I know you don't mind
Invading my space, just leave me alone
(get you're a** off the phone)
Just because you think I'm wasting your time
I'm losing my mind again, let's get it started

I think I'm losing my mind this time
With the drama you create all the time
Look up heard your worlds a mess
Now you're out of my head from the lack of respect

Suffer the aftermath
If you pass the test then you pass the class
And I know you'll never find out the reason
The reason why, why
Don't need this pain
That keeps f*****g with me in my life
Leave me out of it
Forget about this pain that keeps f***** with me in my life

Leave me out of it
So leave me out of it
Leave me out of it
So leave me out of it

I'll never be the kind
To follow in your footsteps
All your pockets filling up with lies
You and your b**ch - a*s friends

I think I'm losing my mind this time
With the drama you create all the time
Look up heard your worlds a mess
Now you're out of my head from your lack of respect

Suffer the aftermath if you pass the test then you pass the class
And I know you'll never find out the reason
The reason why, why
Don't need this pain
That keeps f*****g with me in my life
Leave me out of it
Forget about this pain that keeps f*****g with me in my life
Leave me out of it
So leave me out of it

TheReverend · 03-18-2010, 05:07 PM

If we're not counting cartoon theme songs (ever translated Naruto?), then this is the best I got:

Why is this happening to me?
I've been back in time
And feeling ties are much too strong
And theres a wolf inside
And lately he's been shaking all night
And I wonder how he could have let you die
Hold on strong and behold from the life you leave behind
This could be catastrophic mind pollution
What you had was real to me, ooh yeah

Why is this happening again?
I've been ostracized
And I cant seem to calm you down
I'm still your father child,
And lately he's been shaking all night
And I wonder how he could have let you die
Hold on strong and behold from the life you leave behind
This could be catastrophic mind pollution
What you had was real to me, ooh

And oh not again
This is not my memory
Taken from my friends

And lately hes been shaking all night
I wonder how he could have let you die.

McFly, by Pinkly Smooth. Don't get me wrong, I love PS. Buuuut the lyrics are just stupid.

~~TumorAttitude~~ · 03-19-2010, 04:02 PM

Its translated, it wouldn't be bad if you spoke mandarin.

TheReverend · 03-19-2010, 04:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TumorAttitude

Its translated, it wouldn't be bad if you spoke mandarin.

To what are you referring to here?

Red Forman · 03-19-2010, 05:20 PM

I heard a song at work today that I'm almost certain contained the worst lyrics ever written, and that song is "Underdog" by Lisa Loeb. Here are the opening lines:

I like things that are so good,
You are so, so good,
I like you.

TheReverend · 03-19-2010, 08:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DarwinWasAdopted

I heard a song at work today that I'm almost certain contained the worst lyrics ever written, and that song is "Underdog" by Lisa Loeb. Here are the opening lines:

I like things that are so good,
You are so, so good,
I like you.

But it makes perfect sense! Spelled out for a first grader.

~~someonecompletelyrandom~~ · 03-19-2010, 08:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheReverend

McFly, by Pinkly Smooth. Don't get me wrong, I love PS. Buuuut the lyrics are just stupid.

What's wrong with them?

TheReverend · 03-19-2010, 08:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Conan

What's wrong with them?

"Catastrophic mind pollution" dude? Maybe you see something i dont but that is just messed. Fits the song really well but the lyrics alone are what im saying is strange.

~~someonecompletelyrandom~~ · 03-19-2010, 10:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheReverend

"Catastrophic mind pollution" dude? Maybe you see something i dont but that is just messed. Fits the song really well but the lyrics alone are what im saying is strange.

Alot of songs have "strange" lyrics, but that doesn't mean they're nessicarily bad. And if it fit the song really well I guess that's all we can ask now isn't it ;0

03-18-2010, 05:07 PM	#63 (permalink)
TheReverend Strong and Quite Strong Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: When you get out on the interstate, take a left after the gas station Posts: 64	If we're not counting cartoon theme songs (ever translated Naruto?), then this is the best I got: Why is this happening to me? I've been back in time And feeling ties are much too strong And theres a wolf inside And lately he's been shaking all night And I wonder how he could have let you die Hold on strong and behold from the life you leave behind This could be catastrophic mind pollution What you had was real to me, ooh yeah Why is this happening again? I've been ostracized And I cant seem to calm you down I'm still your father child, And lately he's been shaking all night And I wonder how he could have let you die Hold on strong and behold from the life you leave behind This could be catastrophic mind pollution What you had was real to me, ooh And oh not again This is not my memory Taken from my friends And lately hes been shaking all night I wonder how he could have let you die. McFly, by Pinkly Smooth. Don't get me wrong, I love PS. Buuuut the lyrics are just stupid. __________________ One day dude, one day I'm just gonna get off the bus, an I'm gonna run into the woods an I'm never gonna come back. And when I come back, I'm gonna be the night master

03-17-2010, 05:32 PM	#61 (permalink)
white/noise Groupie Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: greyskull Posts: 22	But they meant this. Like it was a serious protest song. Then they covered "working class hero", like they had a message. Total rubbish.

03-17-2010, 05:33 PM	#62 (permalink)
TravisBickle Groupie Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 34	I had the misfortune of picking up Orgy's "Punk Statik Paranoia" for a couple dollars in a second hand bin and the whole album is full of this kind of stuff: From the track "Leave Me Out" I know you don't mind Invading my space, just leave me alone (get you're a off the phone) Just because you think I'm wasting your time I'm losing my mind again, let's get it started I think I'm losing my mind this time With the drama you create all the time Look up heard your worlds a mess Now you're out of my head from the lack of respect Suffer the aftermath If you pass the test then you pass the class And I know you'll never find out the reason The reason why, why Don't need this pain That keeps f*g with me in my life Leave me out of it Forget about this pain that keeps f* with me in my life Leave me out of it So leave me out of it Leave me out of it So leave me out of it I'll never be the kind To follow in your footsteps All your pockets filling up with lies You and your bch - as friends I think I'm losing my mind this time With the drama you create all the time Look up heard your worlds a mess Now you're out of my head from your lack of respect Suffer the aftermath if you pass the test then you pass the class And I know you'll never find out the reason The reason why, why Don't need this pain That keeps f**g with me in my life Leave me out of it Forget about this pain that keeps f***g with me in my life Leave me out of it So leave me out of it

03-19-2010, 04:02 PM	#64 (permalink)
~~TumorAttitude~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Purgatory Posts: 749	Its translated, it wouldn't be bad if you spoke mandarin.

03-19-2010, 05:20 PM	#66 (permalink)
Red Forman Music Addict Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 13	I heard a song at work today that I'm almost certain contained the worst lyrics ever written, and that song is "Underdog" by Lisa Loeb. Here are the opening lines: I like things that are so good, You are so, so good, I like you.