Famous, Lousy Singers

sopsych · 10-28-2011, 01:14 PM

Top 10 Singers Who Can't Sing - TheWrongSound.com
Top ten great singers who can't sing - Telegraph

I'm very amused

Any comments, such as other famous singers who are bad at what they do?

Zer0 · 10-28-2011, 01:39 PM

The first link is an absolutely terrible article. None of those singers, apart from Ashlee Simpson for obvious reasons, are bad at what they do. We all know a vocalist who can express tons of feeling and emotion with a relatively limited voice is far better than a vocalist with a three octave vocal range and very little feeling or emotion in their voice.

sopsych · 10-28-2011, 01:58 PM

I don't think Ozzy or Cobain belong on the list. Their singing is okay, in my opinion. But I can't agree with the either/or of emotive vs. technically a good singer. If you're going to try to sing (especially professionally), do it decently. Madonna improved herself. Tom Waits, Bob Dylan, Janis Joplin - the sheer vocal unpleasantness negates the rest.

Zer0 · 10-28-2011, 02:23 PM

I actually like Tom Waits' voice for the most part. It's the type of voice that's good to listen to late at night drinking whiskey and smoking cigarettes, which is probably how he got it as well. There's not too many vocalists that sound like him either. Was never a big fan of Ozzy's voice but Kurt Cobain's passionate and intense vocal delivery is one of the main things that has always appealed to me about Nirvana.

Paedantic Basterd · 10-28-2011, 05:32 PM

What is this Jarvis-Cocker-can't-sing nonsense? I heartily disagree with this statement. He has character.

Unknown Soldier · 10-28-2011, 05:51 PM

The first list is just ridiculous I mean Jim Morrison WTF!!! Personally I think he`s the best vocalist that ever lived. As for Janis Joplin WTF again!!! One of the best female vocalists in the history of rock. Again Kurt Cobain had one of the most unique and addictive voices in rock!!! Ozzy may not be a born singer but it was unique to the sound of music he was putting out and as for David Lee Roth........well they`re just looking anybody it seems because despite not being brilliant he was adequate voice wise.

The problem with these lists, is that they never ever really highlight the really bad singers.

The second list is nowhere near as bad. They`ve put in people like Lou Reed, Johnny Lydon, Siouxie Sioux and Ian Dury, sure these guys weren`t really singers but they utilized their limited voices to maximum effect with the music they were producing, none of them deserve to be on this list.

Now I think Bob Dylan is an awful singer and probably deserves to be on the list (but I know people that really love his voice)

Sneer · 10-28-2011, 09:16 PM

That WrongSound site is generally quite atrocious.

**Janszoon** · 10-28-2011, 10:12 PM

I can't take this list seriously without Whitney Houston on it.

Psy-Fi · 10-28-2011, 10:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Janszoon

I can't take this list seriously without Whitney Houston on it.

Celine Dion, also!

Mondo Bungle · 10-28-2011, 10:36 PM

These lists....they're wrong.

I burst into laughter when I saw Nick Cave. I mean, he's one of the best of all time.

10-28-2011, 01:14 PM	#1 (permalink)
sopsych Music Addict Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: indoors Posts: 722	Famous, Lousy Singers Top 10 Singers Who Can't Sing - TheWrongSound.com Top ten great singers who can't sing - Telegraph I'm very amused Any comments, such as other famous singers who are bad at what they do?

10-28-2011, 01:39 PM	#2 (permalink)
Zer0 ∞ Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Ireland Posts: 3,792	The first link is an absolutely terrible article. None of those singers, apart from Ashlee Simpson for obvious reasons, are bad at what they do. We all know a vocalist who can express tons of feeling and emotion with a relatively limited voice is far better than a vocalist with a three octave vocal range and very little feeling or emotion in their voice. __________________ Last FM \| RYM \| The Final Sound

10-28-2011, 01:58 PM	#3 (permalink)
sopsych Music Addict Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: indoors Posts: 722	I don't think Ozzy or Cobain belong on the list. Their singing is okay, in my opinion. But I can't agree with the either/or of emotive vs. technically a good singer. If you're going to try to sing (especially professionally), do it decently. Madonna improved herself. Tom Waits, Bob Dylan, Janis Joplin - the sheer vocal unpleasantness negates the rest. Last edited by sopsych; 10-28-2011 at 03:29 PM.

10-28-2011, 02:23 PM	#4 (permalink)
Zer0 ∞ Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Ireland Posts: 3,792	I actually like Tom Waits' voice for the most part. It's the type of voice that's good to listen to late at night drinking whiskey and smoking cigarettes, which is probably how he got it as well. There's not too many vocalists that sound like him either. Was never a big fan of Ozzy's voice but Kurt Cobain's passionate and intense vocal delivery is one of the main things that has always appealed to me about Nirvana. __________________ Last FM \| RYM \| The Final Sound

10-28-2011, 05:51 PM	#6 (permalink)
Unknown Soldier Horribly Creative Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: London, The Big Smoke Posts: 8,265	The first list is just ridiculous I mean Jim Morrison WTF!!! Personally I think he`s the best vocalist that ever lived. As for Janis Joplin WTF again!!! One of the best female vocalists in the history of rock. Again Kurt Cobain had one of the most unique and addictive voices in rock!!! Ozzy may not be a born singer but it was unique to the sound of music he was putting out and as for David Lee Roth........well they`re just looking anybody it seems because despite not being brilliant he was adequate voice wise. The problem with these lists, is that they never ever really highlight the really bad singers. The second list is nowhere near as bad. They`ve put in people like Lou Reed, Johnny Lydon, Siouxie Sioux and Ian Dury, sure these guys weren`t really singers but they utilized their limited voices to maximum effect with the music they were producing, none of them deserve to be on this list. Now I think Bob Dylan is an awful singer and probably deserves to be on the list (but I know people that really love his voice) Last edited by Unknown Soldier; 10-28-2011 at 05:58 PM.

10-28-2011, 05:32 PM	#5 (permalink)
Paedantic Basterd Music Addict Join Date: Sep 2010 Posts: 5,184	What is this Jarvis-Cocker-can't-sing nonsense? I heartily disagree with this statement. He has character.

10-28-2011, 09:16 PM	#7 (permalink)
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10-28-2011, 10:12 PM	#8 (permalink)
Janszoon Mate, Spawn & Die Join Date: May 2007 Location: The Rapping Community Posts: 24,593	I can't take this list seriously without Whitney Houston on it. __________________ A Night in the Life of the Invisible Man Time & Place 25 Albums You Should Hear Before the Moon Crashes into the Earth and We All Die last.fm