I don't like your taste in music, and people hate me for it.

Necromancer · 12-12-2011, 09:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Fredrictree

I currently live a very secluded life away from people as much as possible (I do still have to leave to go to work) but even my home is violated by music! Ice cream trucks blaring discord into my very home!

By God, and all things that are holy. I hate those ice cream trucks too.

Which reminds me, I hate fucking clowns also. (Pinche Payasa's)

**Janszoon** · 12-12-2011, 09:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Pedestrian

I think it's a myth that ice cream trucks drive through neighborhoods and stop for children; a lie perpetuated in film and television, setting children up the world over for disappointment.

When I was a child I would occasionally hear the pupil-blowing jingle of a truck filled with joy roaming down my street, and I would immediately drop everything and tear outside of the house, hoping to flag it down, but I rarely laid eyes upon it, and if I did chance upon it, it never, ever stopped.

Fuck ice cream trucks, I'm with you there.

You should come visit my neighborhood. That damn truck keeps the song on until about 11pm and drives down my street at about 3mph over and over again. When your living room windows are five feet from the street it's especially annoying.

Engine · 12-12-2011, 09:36 PM

Hey now, one of my best friends was an ice cream truck driver once.
He did blare whatever music he liked but he stopped everywhere. I used to ride with him. Sometimes kids would challenge us to a game of basketball for ice cream. Sometimes they won. Sometimes they lost. All the while offensive music blasted from the truck. Nobody ever minded. Don't knock ice cream truck drivers.

Burning Down · 12-12-2011, 09:37 PM

I used to love the ice cream truck. Until my dickhead neighbours had the trucks banned from our street, because they couldn't stand the music.

Paedantic Basterd · 12-12-2011, 09:37 PM

I also have a deep seated fear of people in costume on days other than Halloween. When I was six we went to Disneyland, and in the morning had breakfast in a cafe. Aladdin approached our table, and I was quite shy (having a crush on Aladdin at the time), and hid beneath the tablecloth between my mother's knees. To my great distress, he came under the table to try and pull me out, and I screamed and cried until he fled the cafe in humiliation.

**Janszoon** · 12-12-2011, 09:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Engine

Hey now, one of my best friends was an ice cream truck driver once.
He did blare whatever music he liked but he stopped everywhere. I used to ride with him. Sometimes kids would challenge us to a game of basketball for ice cream. Sometimes they won. Sometimes they lost. All the while offensive music blasted from the truck. Nobody ever minded. Don't knock ice cream truck drivers.

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Thom Yorke · 12-12-2011, 09:38 PM

Tally one more for the "I love ice cream trucks" side. Good thread idea, Fredric.

Engine · 12-12-2011, 09:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon

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Let's settle this with a game of HORSE

**Janszoon** · 12-12-2011, 09:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Pedestrian

I also have a deep seated fear of people in costume on days other than Halloween. When I was six we went to Disneyland, and in the morning had breakfast in a cafe. Aladdin approached our table, and I was quite shy (having a crush on Aladdin at the time), and hid beneath the tablecloth between my mother's knees. To my great distress, he came under the table to try and pull me out, and I screamed and cried until he fled the cafe in humiliation.

Back when I worked at Disney, I went to a party once with a bunch of other cast members and one of the guys who played Aladdin hit on me. True story.

**Janszoon** · 12-12-2011, 09:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Engine

Let's settle this with a game of HORSE

You're on!

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**** the ice cream truck.	8	38.10%
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12-12-2011, 09:36 PM	#13 (permalink)
Engine air quote Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: pollen & mold Posts: 3,108	Hey now, one of my best friends was an ice cream truck driver once. He did blare whatever music he liked but he stopped everywhere. I used to ride with him. Sometimes kids would challenge us to a game of basketball for ice cream. Sometimes they won. Sometimes they lost. All the while offensive music blasted from the truck. Nobody ever minded. Don't knock ice cream truck drivers. __________________ Like an arrow, I was only passing through.

12-12-2011, 09:37 PM	#14 (permalink)
Burning Down The Music Guru. Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Beyond the Wall Posts: 4,858	I used to love the ice cream truck. Until my dickhead neighbours had the trucks banned from our street, because they couldn't stand the music.

12-12-2011, 09:37 PM	#15 (permalink)
Paedantic Basterd Music Addict Join Date: Sep 2010 Posts: 5,184	I also have a deep seated fear of people in costume on days other than Halloween. When I was six we went to Disneyland, and in the morning had breakfast in a cafe. Aladdin approached our table, and I was quite shy (having a crush on Aladdin at the time), and hid beneath the tablecloth between my mother's knees. To my great distress, he came under the table to try and pull me out, and I screamed and cried until he fled the cafe in humiliation.

12-12-2011, 09:38 PM	#17 (permalink)
Thom Yorke Music Addict Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 1,848	Tally one more for the "I love ice cream trucks" side. Good thread idea, Fredric.