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Old 09-20-2013, 10:27 AM   #1 (permalink)
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I did my diligence and googled MB for prior threads, none that I found were what I want to discuss in this thread, I found worst lyrics, wost rock song by an otherwise good band, so on. I just wanna know what everyone thinks is the utter dreck of music, for *whatever* reason.

Also, with a thread like this, there needs to be a rule. If someone hates something you like, no flamethrowing. It's their opinion, just deal, put on your big boy/girl panties and post whatever *you* hate. Fair enough?

My first pick is easy. Worst cover song, worst video, worst medley, worst shoehorning in your talentless mullet-sporting boyfriend, worst MILFey prancing around in your underwear, Worst Nietzsche reference, worst tone in a piano introduction, on and on, you name it I hate it.


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Old 09-20-2013, 10:36 AM   #2 (permalink)
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This song is pretty epic, even the video is epic in a cliché way, you're wrong
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Old 09-20-2013, 10:37 AM   #3 (permalink)
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This song is pretty epic, even the video is epic in a cliché way, you're wrong

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Old 09-20-2013, 10:40 AM   #4 (permalink)
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^Petey no likey^

Maybe not the worst song ever (Tiny Tims' Tiptoe comes to mind), but it really irritated me when one of the sound engineers for a company I worked for would use this for testing a 30,000 watt sound system.


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Old 09-20-2013, 11:02 AM   #5 (permalink)
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^ I made it almost 30 seconds into that...

Any worst list would have to include this woman for me. And WTF is the deal with the gesticulation at 3:30???




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I'm going to throw the first real punch and say that I hate Lana Del Rey. Her music is boring, her lyrics are embarrassing, and to make her all the worse, she has the whiniest, duck-faciest, poutiest singing voice I've ever heard. I just can't.
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Old 09-20-2013, 11:23 AM   #7 (permalink)
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I'm going to throw the first real punch and say that I hate Lana Del Rey. Her music is boring, her lyrics are embarrassing, and to make her all the worse, she has the whiniest, duck-faciest, poutiest singing voice I've ever heard. I just can't.

I thought I threw a couple pretty solid punches.

I don't care for LDR either.
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I thought I threw a couple pretty solid punches.

I don't care for LDR either.
I knew someone was going to question that. I guess it's because I know there are people here who love her, so I said it knowing who was going to be annoyed by it, heh.
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I'm not sure how bands like this and Brokencyde are still putting out music. Who is actually buying their music and enjoying it?

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I did my diligence and googled MB for prior threads, none that I found were what I want to discuss in this thread, I found worst lyrics, wost rock song by an otherwise good band, so on. I just wanna know what everyone thinks is the utter dreck of music, for *whatever* reason.

Also, with a thread like this, there needs to be a rule. If someone hates something you like, no flamethrowing. It's their opinion, just deal, put on your big boy/girl panties and post whatever *you* hate. Fair enough?

My first pick is easy. Worst cover song, worst video, worst medley, worst shoehorning in your talentless mullet-sporting boyfriend, worst MILFey prancing around in your underwear, Worst Nietzsche reference, worst tone in a piano introduction, on and on, you name it I hate it.


You forgot to mention that they savaged "Free bird" for this piece of dren too!
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