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Old 10-28-2014, 03:26 PM   #1 (permalink)
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I knew it! You're secretly Yngwie Malmsteen!
I don't think Yngwie could go for ten minutes without talking about himself, so you're suspicions are off base.

But that's exactly what Yngwie would say, wouldn't it?
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I don't think Yngwie could go for ten minutes without talking about himself, so you're suspicions are off base.

But that's exactly what Yngwie would say, wouldn't it?
Does that mean I'm some kind of Bizarro World Yngwie who can't play guitar?
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Does that mean I'm some kind of Bizarro World Yngwie who can't play guitar?
And you would have to be skinny and have short hair and you would wear your shirts buttoned up to the collar and you would have to be REALLY humble and not drink and and and....

The cosmic question is - Was Yngwie an a-hole before he learned to play guitar or after? I'm thinking he was born that way and the guitar just excuses it. It takes a special kind of person to think, 'Hey - if I unbutton my shirt all the way, women can see my gut better.'

I actually only saw him the first time on That Metal Show and he seemed like he was on pretty good behavior. Once he strapped on that guitar though, it was over. The man is still a monster.
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