You're just trying to justify getting groped by strangers by using some lame form of machismo. There's more to a 'communal experience of a concert' than crowd surfing. Dork.

F*ckin' dork.

maybe it's one of those "you should do once in your life" kind of things but honestly its not that fun and its pretty lame anyways.

I mean i kind of like the whole "carnage" of mosh pits and ive never had a bad time in one, but I always just end up thinking about it later and how stupid the concept is. its like what a puberty-induced 7th grader would tell his bro friends what his ideal concert would be. nerds trying to be jocks or something.

(thats not going to stop me from moshing again fyi just an observation)

Fogey.

Fogey.

Hipster.

Like you said, no matter how dumb that **** sounds in retrospect, it's still fun when you're doing it. I love that **** if for no other reason than it physically engages you in the show rather than just leaving you a headnodding spectator.

This is a valid point, I guess, for those who aren't regularly getting naked and having sex.

Which you admitted you haven't been for over a year...

You realize that you'll eventually fall into this category, unless you have some sort of untimely demise, yet I'll never be a dork. Your point (not sure you even have one here) is moot.

But I am not yet a fogey, so my is in fact non-moot.

Ok burger boi.

My occupation has less to do with the topic at hand than does your fogeyism.