I'm in my mid 50s with health issues. What's your excuse.... ?

Hey name calling is name calling. I'm older than you, you work at BK. Facts. It doesn't change the fact that you just want strangers groping you, yet all you can manage to spew forth as a rebuttal is a snarky insult.

None, but you're the one who brought it up.

Defensive fogeyism.

Lackadaisical dork-ist.

Yeah but I can see why people wouldnt like it. Chastising those who dont crowd surf just seems like the nerd version of being a dudebro.

I'm a self-conscious jerk. I don't chastise. I annoy. Not that I don't think Plankton and Chula are whussified old men and Exo is a whussified hipster of course.

I am not surprised at the poll results. Most people don't crowd surf. I am kind of surprised at how many seem to scoff at the idea. It's ****ing rock 'n roll. I've done some moshing as well in my day, just to kind of do it, even though it felt silly at the time. A mosh pit is always started by the biggest guy who is the most lit. Sure, it's annoying when mosh pits break out around you when you're not in the mood.

I don't know what kinds of concerts a lot of you go to/have gone to, but there's all kinds of annoying things at concerts. Also, there's nothing worse than going to a rock concert and having a dead crowd where everyone just stands there. It depends on what type of concert, sure.

Crowd-surfed the first time a few months back for Courtney Barnett. I was holding onto the rail, then all of a sudden I get this urge to do it so I lifted myself up on the rail then flung myself backwards. It was quite exhilarating. Everyone needs to try it at least once. Except fatties. Please don't try

I'm probably not too far off when I say that you were the special needs kid in a few of your classes. Not that there's anything wrong with that, it's just when I encounter this sort of 'having to prove myself' behavior, it seems comical now that I'm a 'fogey' but you keep on truckin there, jerkwad.

The impression I'm getting from you is more "irate" than "comical". Did you run out of Metamucil or something?