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The Batlord 04-11-2016 06:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Qwertyy (Post 1690824)
I'm on mobile so I can't post pictures, but the fact that no one has posted a photo of a huge shit kind of disappoints me.

The name of this thread is "Heaviest Cunt Ever". It's about over-sized vaginas. Don't you feel dumb?

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard 04-11-2016 07:35 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1690829)
The name of this thread is "Heaviest Cunt Ever". It's about over-sized vaginas. Don't you feel dumb?

In which case I'm questioning why nobody posted a picture of your mother.

The Batlord 04-11-2016 07:37 PM

Touche, bitch.

Paul Smeenus 04-11-2016 07:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Qwertyy (Post 1690852)
In which case I'm questioning why nobody posted a picture of your mother.


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Neapolitan 04-11-2016 08:13 PM

It's all relative. What I think is heavy is probably not to someone else.

Soundgarden - The Day I Tried To Live


Babes in Toyland - Pearl


Truckfighters - Gargarisma


Nebula - Sonic Titan

The Batlord 04-11-2016 08:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Neapolitan (Post 1690861)
It's all relative. What I think is heavy is probably not to someone else.

Soundgarden - The Day I Tried To Live


Babes in Toyland - Pearl


Truckfighters - Gargarisma


Nebula - Sonic Titan

No, it is not all relative. You're just a pussy.

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1690762)
And if your **** isn't as heavy as this, then please keep it to yourself. This isn't the thread for "Good Enough" trophies for music that's pretty heavy for non-doom metal.



Frownland 04-11-2016 08:50 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1690793)
As far as treble assault on the brain goes, yeah, I can't think of anything that overwhelming. Whether it's as heavy as the heaviest of bassy doom metal though, I don't know.

I'd say the violence of the music is some of the more intense I've ever heard, which is what made me pick it. This is another good runner up


OccultHawk 04-11-2016 10:49 PM

This isn't a comment on anybody's choices but just a comment in general. I think trying too hard to be heavy makes you less genuinely heavy. To be really heavy it has to also be very sincere and deal with difficult but universal themes. Serial killers and Nazism aren't so heavy as general disillusionment and acceptance of death. Music doesn't have to be sincere to be great, however. Most of the best hip hop and metal is in fact very insincere. The heaviest music to me are things like Beethoven's late string quartets and Mozart's Requiem.

Neapolitan 04-11-2016 11:50 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1690866)
No, it is not all relative. You're just a pussy.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-s0JoiuSiGb...ictures-18.jpg


The heaviest R&B I know ...
Screamin' Jay Hawkins - I put a spell on you


Screamin Jay Hawkins • Feast Of The Mau Maus

The Batlord 04-12-2016 03:20 AM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 1690893)
This isn't a comment on anybody's choices but just a comment in general. I think trying too hard to be heavy makes you less genuinely heavy. To be really heavy it has to also be very sincere and deal with difficult but universal themes. Serial killers and Nazism aren't so heavy as general disillusionment and acceptance of death. Music doesn't have to be sincere to be great, however. Most of the best hip hop and metal is in fact very insincere. The heaviest music to me are things like Beethoven's late string quartets and Mozart's Requiem.

I mean, I agree that classical can be heavy. A lot of people say (half-seriously I assume) that if Beethoven was living now he would have been a metalhead, and his 5th Symphony might just be one of the first whispers of metal, but I don't imagine that, even in its wildest interpretations, that it could compete with something like Sunn O))) in the heaviness department.





Sunn O))) might just be the winners, here. I don't know if they would be the heaviest band ever on their own merits, but from what I hear of their speaker setup during their performances, they take volume to a whole 'nother level, that actually can affect people subconsciously. That's pretty ****ing heavy.


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