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04-11-2016, 02:34 PM
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Zum Henker Defätist!!
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Heaviest **** Ever
So, Electric Wizard's Dopethrone is often regarded as the heaviest album ever recorded. Let's test that theory. Post your heaviest **** and we'll all decide. And by "decide" I mean some people will listen to the Youtube videos you post and be all like, "Whoah, dude, that's heavy as ****!"
And for the purposes of this thread, "heavy" will be defined as a piece of music's quality to elicit a feeling of physical weight (as in a heavy doom metal riff). Speed is not necessarily heaviness. P.S. I'm posting this in the General Music section because it doesn't have to be metal or rock to be heavy. Come at me, weird drone music. And if your **** isn't as heavy as this, then please keep it to yourself. This isn't the thread for "Good Enough" trophies for music that's pretty heavy for non-doom metal.
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04-11-2016, 02:52 PM
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David Hasselhoff
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04-11-2016, 02:58 PM
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The Flying Luttenbachers - De Futura
Possibly not the heaviest **** I know, but the first that came to mind. A lot of it is in the build-ups, so no skipping around. And since I'm on the subject of Zeuhl: The first half of Koenjihyakkei's Guoth Dahha feels like half a dozen morbidly obese Godzillas.
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04-11-2016, 03:19 PM
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There's a supermassive black hole with a mass like 21 billion times that of the sun or something absurd, so that's probably the heaviest **** ever. At least that humans know of
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04-11-2016, 03:26 PM
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Anybody who mentions interstellar phenomena is a queer.
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04-11-2016, 04:20 PM
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David Hasselhoff
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Fuck off, breeder
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