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Trollheart 01-29-2017 09:26 AM

That Rapture one is just wrong on so many levels! They dress as animals and have dummies for children?

http://www.ericpazdziora.com/wp-cont...0/4_Killer.jpg
http://quirkyberkeley.com/wp-content...f5f123003f.jpg
http://bizarrerecords.com/wordpress/...dfordHandi.jpg
http://cdn77.sadanduseless.com/wp-co...christian7.jpg
http://cdn77.sadanduseless.com/wp-co...hristian15.jpg
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-oQbTnc7Sc4..._1706224_n.jpg

grindy 01-29-2017 09:30 AM

The mixture of Christians and puppets is some of the creepiest **** ever.
I also remember reading about some preaching puppeteer who got arrested for planning to literally kill and eat babies.

Trollheart 01-29-2017 09:37 AM

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Originally Posted by grindy (Post 1800789)
The mixture of Christians and puppets is some of the creepiest **** ever.
I also remember reading about some preaching puppeteer who got arrested for planning to literally kill and eat babies.

I honestly don't get it: what's the connection? It is damn skincreepingly weird though. Urgh.

The Batlord 01-29-2017 09:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Trollheart (Post 1800792)
I honestly don't get it: what's the connection? It is damn skincreepingly weird though. Urgh.

They're trying to appeal to children?

Trollheart 01-29-2017 10:30 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1800794)
They're trying to appeal to children?

Or trying to start a new super-race of puppets? You decide.

Honestly, if you're trying to appeal to children, teddy bears, kittens and puppies are the way to go. Most kids would be **** scared of those ****ing dummies. And the puppets too.

Sammy P. 01-29-2017 10:37 AM

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http://cdn1.relevantmediagroup.com/s...?itok=-Q-2CroU

http://cdn1.relevantmediagroup.com/s...?itok=WamhS7px

Trollheart 01-29-2017 11:42 AM

I don't think much of his audience: a pig, a deaf old lady and what looks like a whale! :laughing:

Sammy P. 01-29-2017 03:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Farewell (Post 1788395)

The beard on the son is a total neckbeard.

Tristan_Geoff 01-29-2017 03:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Sammy P. (Post 1800915)
The beard on the son is a total neckbeard.

Those are quite popular among christian circles.

Sammy P. 01-29-2017 04:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Tristan Geoff (Post 1800917)
Those are quite popular among christian circles.

Maybe it's how you get in. If you have a neckbeard it's like a multi-pass.


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