Cheesy Christian album covers
 

Courtesy of dailymail.co.uk

Hilarious Christian record photographs that often accidentally stray into innuendo | Daily Mail Online

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FYI, the lady from this album cover (Beverly Massegee aka Beverly Oliver) is purportedly the "Babushka Lady" from the JFK assassination footage.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Babushka_Lady

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Quick thoughts: The Sound of His Coming??? :laughing:
and why is that guy on the Come to the Chapel album looking as if he's beckoning you with one hand and about to punch you with the other?? :)

This thread should have a "You may vomit" warning, it's absolutely revolting.

why is she dressed so slutty on a jesus album cover?? is that what she means by let him in?

That's what the Jesus bitches are all about.

my new favourite thread

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Oh my god this one....

It looks like the two people on the left are standing for a photoshoot with littler versions of them.

Did you notice how it looks like a Bill and Sue album cover too?

No I mean like obviously it was meant to look like an imposition but they just look like tiny people and it's comical.

What is it with religious types and ventriloquist dummies???

I thought this was a post about cheesy ventriloquist Christian album covers and spent a good long time trying to figure out which one was the dummy.

I'll be really mad if this somehow doesn't win thread of the year for 2016 and 2017.

Gets my vote. Oh wait, I nommed already. ****. Can I change it? Add it?

Lol yeah that was my thought. Come to the chapel and I'll smash you in the face.

Perhaps it's meant to be Come to the chapel or I'll smash you in the face...

Is one of them a dude???? :eek:

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Stop it, please! Have mercy!!! :rofl:
Bollox! I can see BOTH his hands! They're right there! And is that car tricked out? Does Jesus allow that sort of thing?
Most eloquent plea for a murder defence I ever heard! :laughing:
Surely a God-fearing Christian would know that should be "In Jesus's name"??

That man is fascinatingly ugly.

Didn't your mother say the same thing when you were born?

Do you really wanna get started on mothers?

And has the worst hair.

*cringes*

wtf, do you get off on posting these for the world to see? just stop, this a crime against humanity bro

He reminds me of Krist Novoselic.

Wow. I'd already seen many of the others in this thread, but this is the best cover I've ever seen. Pure gold.

these christians have jewish names lol

I picked this 7" EP up at a record show not too long ago - Yvonne & Yvette - The Siamese Twins, featuring their smash hit, "We Are Workers For The Lord."

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Somebody needs to tell those dumb bitches that God hates them.

Yeah, I think He fired them, didn't He?