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Old 01-14-2018, 03:14 AM   #31 (permalink)
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Old 01-14-2018, 10:37 AM   #35 (permalink)
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It's a toss-up between these two...


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Old 01-14-2018, 10:47 AM   #36 (permalink)
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The second one's sure a little creepy
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Old 01-14-2018, 12:39 PM   #37 (permalink)
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So many hair metal songs would work great.

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Old 01-15-2018, 12:48 PM   #40 (permalink)
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My 2 friends (they're sisters) were strippers, and they asked me for a few suggestions once. I forgot what kind of list I gave em, and it was probably over a decade ago, but it had a lot of what was suggested here so far. I even gave them one of my tunes, since it sounded like a soundtrack to a porno. Now, one has a couple hundred kids and the other one was doing stand-up at the open mics I was running since she's taking a stab at being a comedian.

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