It’s not snobbery; it’s religion.

Religion is snobbery. And I thought you were an atheist anyway? Church of the Holy Jazz?

As a matter of fact, there is a Church of Saint Coltrane in San Francisco. Supposedly they play jazz music during mass. It must be a blast.

I bet Occult and Frown are ordained ministers, licenced to chill.

No, Frown would be at the church of Beefheart :D

I'd visit it but I don't think I'd go to a service. I am ordained to marry folk though.

To Country or Jazz? Or are you one of those staid ministers who will only marry Folk to Folk? Racist. :p:

In the early 90s when I tried to get some of their
Coltrane church t-shirts to resell in our store, they
were so incredibly incompetent that it was like
pulling teeth just trying to get them to send product
that they had promised to send. There was always
somebody else who was "handling all that" and
that person was always "out at the moment."
Finally, after months of calls and letters, the
shirts arrived and the sizes and quantities were
all screwed up. I found one for myself and pretty
much lost money on the others. What an ordeal.

Their website gets a little cornier each year.

Now I want to hate it twice as much just to annoy you.