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Old 11-11-2018, 04:42 PM   #71 (permalink)
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And you would know about asses, since yours takes up about 90% of VA
I have to keep my dick in North Carolina.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 11-11-2018, 04:53 PM   #72 (permalink)
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Bitch, how would you know where your dick is? It's not like you can even see it without a mirror and a microscope.

Might be in Japan for all you know. Which would finally explain what's been stuck up Mord's ass.
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Old 11-11-2018, 04:55 PM   #73 (permalink)
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Well I'm hard so I think it just crossed the border into South Carolina.
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Old 11-11-2018, 04:56 PM   #74 (permalink)
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So does your dick always travel downward when you get hard, or are you just jerking off upside down again?
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Old 11-11-2018, 05:03 PM   #75 (permalink)
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Do you always look at the map the way They tell you to?
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Old 11-11-2018, 05:06 PM   #76 (permalink)
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In a world with GPS, maps are for when you realize halfway through a porno that you're out of tissues

That's actually how Japan was created, btw
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Old 11-11-2018, 05:20 PM   #77 (permalink)
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Might be in Japan for all you know. Which would finally explain what's been stuck up Mord's ass.
Ew.
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Old 11-11-2018, 05:28 PM   #78 (permalink)
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Ew, but true
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Old 11-11-2018, 05:34 PM   #79 (permalink)
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It's true that his dick is up my ass, even though he's in the US, and I'm in Japan. That's what's true to you? So, despite all your comments about microscopes and whatnot, you're saying Bat's dick is thousands of kilometers long? Which is it? Do you think his dick is big or small?
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Old 11-11-2018, 06:09 PM   #80 (permalink)
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I didn't say it was still attached to him
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