emotastic
 

Mildly amusing. It's been done.

Well it's good to see you still have something of a sense of humour after the 'Toon's' mauling yesterday.

Those Geordie bastards xp

What?! You cant go hurling the football insults around. Those things sting.

Newcastle's trophy room was broken into last night.

A black & white carpet was stolen.

Police say they are looking for someone with a chequered past.

The fireman phoned Newcastle's coach early this morning saying the stadium was on fire. The coach responded "Save the cups!" the fireman responded "The fire hasn't reached the kitchen yet."






<.<

/had to join in

I saw Mike Ashley when I was carrying a load of shopping earlier , he said to me 'Can you manage?' , ' You can shove your job up your arse' I replied.

A young lad was found dead, with an apple up his arse and naked except for a Newcastle United shirt. The police removed the shirt to save his parents any embarrassment.



The England football team are going to change the emblem on their shirts. The Three Lions will now become three tampons to celebrate their worst fucking period in history!

Yeah it's not a toon joke, but I like it.