wait... hold on.

the Batlord's dick makes "pew pew pew!" noises when he unloads his virgin fury or...?

Your dick sounds like a laser

No. A laser sounds like my dick.

I'm too tired to think of a joke relating your dick size to that of the dot those laser pointer things make. So I'm just gonna leave this lazy and vague post here instead.

You're better off. He'll go online searching until he finds a gigantic laser pointer to prove you wrong.

*WD is at home*

*he's sitting down at his computer*

*he's talking shit about The Batlord*

*a red dot appears through the window*

*it races across the wall*

*it finds WD's arm*

*the red dot traces its way up to his shoulder*

*it travels up his neck and onto his forehead*

*the red dot pauses*

PEW! PEW! PEW!

I started laughing at this in the break room at work and this is the conversation that ensued:

"What are you laughing at?"

"A dick joke. That's literally all."

Jokes on you I don't have windows

Yeah, the joke is on me.

pretty sure this dude is my cousin