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Old 04-29-2015, 07:10 AM   #29151 (permalink)
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The very first time I gave head I was told I "sucked at sucking."

So then I got really good at it and now I suck dick errrday.
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Old 04-29-2015, 01:26 PM   #29152 (permalink)
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The very first time I gave head I was told I "sucked at sucking."
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Old 04-29-2015, 08:36 PM   #29153 (permalink)
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Batlord is real, my world has been shattered. Also, people not liking oral? Damn, my world has been shattered again.
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Old 04-29-2015, 11:43 PM   #29154 (permalink)
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What an *******.
Well now she knows what she was doing wrong, I find his honesty admirable.
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Old 05-01-2015, 09:49 PM   #29155 (permalink)
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just watchin the moon wax and stuff like that

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*epic guitar solo blasts into my face*

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Old 05-01-2015, 09:57 PM   #29156 (permalink)
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That would make a really cool album cover.
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Old 05-01-2015, 09:59 PM   #29157 (permalink)
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this one would be cooler

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Old 05-01-2015, 10:01 PM   #29158 (permalink)
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Old 05-02-2015, 01:35 AM   #29159 (permalink)
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The very first time I gave head I was told I "sucked at sucking."

So then I got really good at it and now I suck dick errrday.
Wait, like, everyday? If that's true, then your dude is seriously spoiled. I always thought a good suck job should be a "job well done" or "happy special occasion day" or "I'm drunk, lets suck body parts."

Birthday cake isn't special if every day is your birthday.
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Old 05-02-2015, 01:48 AM   #29160 (permalink)
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Wait, like, everyday? If that's true, then you're dude is seriously spoiled. I always thought a good suck job should be a "job well done" or "happy special occasion day" or "I'm drunk, lets suck body parts."

Birthday cake isn't special if every day is your birthday.
Maybe not, but it's still cake.
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