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Old 02-29-2016, 06:29 PM   #31891 (permalink)
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I bet you have.



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Old 02-29-2016, 06:31 PM   #31892 (permalink)
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Terrible. I tried using both hands, but it just wasn't long enough.
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Old 02-29-2016, 06:47 PM   #31893 (permalink)
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Anyway, that night I saved the life of an Orlando Magic cheerleader. Paypal me $5 and I'll tell you the story.

Bottom row, second from the right.

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Old 03-01-2016, 06:54 AM   #31894 (permalink)
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She's kinda hot.
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Old 03-01-2016, 10:11 AM   #31895 (permalink)
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Old 03-01-2016, 10:16 AM   #31896 (permalink)
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Old 03-01-2016, 10:44 AM   #31897 (permalink)
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Let's all come up with a fitting story for the scenario Chula describes. I'm sure it'll be more interesting than his glory whoring version.
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Old 03-01-2016, 11:03 AM   #31898 (permalink)
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He kidnapped her then let her go.

The end.
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Old 03-01-2016, 11:09 AM   #31899 (permalink)
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I think he waterboarded her to near death and when he stopped he asked "you don't have to thank me for saving your life, it's on me."
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Old 03-01-2016, 11:46 AM   #31900 (permalink)
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