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Old 12-25-2020, 04:04 AM   #38841 (permalink)
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I ain’t got rhyme and I ain’t got meter
Shove that pussy in my face cause I’m hungry to eat her
if I meet bat’s mom I’ll be polite and greet her
When I walk my dog I carry my heater
If my neighbor talks **** I’ll find his daughter and beat her

did elph get help and buy pussy and drug
I expect it and respect it cause he’s a punk rock thug
I’m a bigot and a racist I’m southern white trash
I’m petty and I hate you just for having some cash
I’ll never do nothing I cannot bootstrap
Can’t even hit the toilet when I’m taking a crap
I brag on the forum that I’m getting some head
But everybody knows I’m really ****ting the bed

Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death
There’s covid in the air I cannot catch my breath
Cut off my head for Christmas call me Lord Macbeth
If there really is a god he must be smoking some meth
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Old 12-25-2020, 04:26 AM   #38842 (permalink)
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All the moms want a piece of this butchie
Waiting for their turn, they like 'pass the Dutchie'
I'm a proper riot grrrl, I ain't nobody's bitch
Elph tries to be punk but his parents are rich
Uh
He goes around fronting like he needs no romance
Meanwhile damaging goods like Edward Scissorhands
Everyone has damage, it's true we all hurtin
But at least I don't look straight out of a film by Tim Burton
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I want to open a school for MB's lost boys and teach them basic coping skills and build up their self esteem and strengthen their emotional intelligence and teach them about vegetables and institutionalized racism and sexism and then they'll all build a bronze statue of me in my honor and my bronzed titties will forever be groped by the grubby paws of you ****ing whiny pathetic white boys.
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Old 12-25-2020, 05:03 AM   #38843 (permalink)
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I voted Biden I’m not hiding I’m on the loose
My dick is sliding Winona‘s riding like in Beetlejuice
Back and front I’m up in it our positions be shifting
I only stop ****ing so she can go shoplifting
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Old 12-25-2020, 05:13 AM   #38844 (permalink)
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Hawk dreams of the days when he went around pimpin
While in reality he just be simpin
Talks tough about Greek women, he likes them hairy
But he goes for Elph's dick 'cause vaginas are scary

Ps for the record Elph I know you're not damaging anyone but I couldn't make the line fit any other way
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Old 12-25-2020, 05:27 AM   #38845 (permalink)
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Daddy teaches physics cause she knows all the facts
She’s a hottie I like the body of the ole battle axe
she don’t like dick and I respect her choice
but in the movies in my head her pussy’s always moist
smart is sexy and we know she’s bright
and there’s no dickin with her pussy so it’s super tight
I know in real life I cannot ride
so with my dick in my hand I have to fantasize
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Old 12-25-2020, 06:14 AM   #38846 (permalink)
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Occult Hawk thinks he supports all the ****s
But his boomerism shows, makes the girls go yikes
If he thinks respects gay choices
That's a bit nutty, he be guided by voices
And although I'm called Marie, Queen of Thots
I'm too shy, even my brains can't make me hot
So no use projecting things onto me
I'm nobody's daddy, hail the matriarchy
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Old 12-25-2020, 11:58 AM   #38847 (permalink)
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I'm crazy baby, and maybe a douche
My braids or lengthy cause I'm making a noose
the most wavy hanging any brain had produced
displayed like a painting so you can gaze at my blues
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Old 12-25-2020, 12:04 PM   #38848 (permalink)
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Batlord hollow in the gourd
Hit it with a sword for the high score
Now stop it I said no more
Hop scotch it little kids jumping in my head
Cause the Steel Reserve got me laid up in the bed
No matter how many times I said I was done
I always come back for more and more fun
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Old 12-25-2020, 12:47 PM   #38849 (permalink)
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you risk it for the chick she risk it fo' me
the difference between simpin and pimpin homie
I respect the women so they get that I'm holy
but ain't no soul come before our lord, colbey
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Old 12-25-2020, 03:48 PM   #38850 (permalink)
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alright no lead in hand me the mic

smoking Christmas Trees high as a kite

calling out Maria-uhh the biggest Thot

mind over matter so they made her a mod

Uh

~implying I'm a bitch and a wheeping lame-O

I say that's RICH, get a taste of that primO...

pussy...ain't nobody above it

risk this life and the next one on it

OK

elph only settles for the finest honey!

tits and ass like a Playboy Bunny

**** to Talking Heads you know she gotta be artistic

David Byrne wailing all autistic

Uh

fashionable, moody, immature and punk

if she's out to get hosed with elphenor's spunk!
noice. mic back to me, here we go

Elph you're a bigger thot than me you dudebro
getting laid all the way over in Mexico
While Imma be the final boss cat lady
Live the celibate life, just like Morrissey
Mind, I don't call you a bitch, or lame for that matter
I say you're rich in mail 'cause you stole all the letters
uh
in mind vs matter what wins is your penis
you want Playboy Bunnies hanging out where the punk scene is
call you DICKens, 'cause you got great expectations
you're wooing bitches with your halloween decorations?
uh
David Byrne ain't got nothing on me
the resident Autism Girl of MB
artistic and full of immaturity
But I have big gay, so no hosing Marie
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