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Old 12-24-2020, 11:44 PM   #38961 (permalink)
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I don't know but he's ignoring taking money from his parents for psychological care to buy drugs.
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Old 12-24-2020, 11:48 PM   #38962 (permalink)
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I mean godspeed, I'm not gonna tell him how to live. But I'm also not going to offer any tangible support because he's shown how he'll use it. Not my circus, not my monkey.
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Old 12-25-2020, 03:48 AM   #38963 (permalink)
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Uh, here we go

this chump lives at home, Whopper artist
I'm city punk, straight anarchist
dont try to tell me what's cool
broke ass gamer dropped outta school
Uh
Christmas Eve and I'm on the job
But later Marie and I will be over, ****ing his Mom
Hey don't drag me into your rap battle against Charles
I approve of the new rap habit though, more mb quarrels should be solved this way
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I want to open a school for MB's lost boys and teach them basic coping skills and build up their self esteem and strengthen their emotional intelligence and teach them about vegetables and institutionalized racism and sexism and then they'll all build a bronze statue of me in my honor and my bronzed titties will forever be groped by the grubby paws of you ****ing whiny pathetic white boys.
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Old 12-25-2020, 05:04 AM   #38964 (permalink)
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I ain’t got rhyme and I ain’t got meter
Shove that pussy in my face cause I’m hungry to eat her
if I meet bat’s mom I’ll be polite and greet her
When I walk my dog I carry my heater
If my neighbor talks **** I’ll find his daughter and beat her

did elph get help and buy pussy and drug
I expect it and respect it cause he’s a punk rock thug
I’m a bigot and a racist I’m southern white trash
I’m petty and I hate you just for having some cash
I’ll never do nothing I cannot bootstrap
Can’t even hit the toilet when I’m taking a crap
I brag on the forum that I’m getting some head
But everybody knows I’m really ****ting the bed

Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death
There’s covid in the air I cannot catch my breath
Cut off my head for Christmas call me Lord Macbeth
If there really is a god he must be smoking some meth
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Old 12-25-2020, 05:26 AM   #38965 (permalink)
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All the moms want a piece of this butchie
Waiting for their turn, they like 'pass the Dutchie'
I'm a proper riot grrrl, I ain't nobody's bitch
Elph tries to be punk but his parents are rich
Uh
He goes around fronting like he needs no romance
Meanwhile damaging goods like Edward Scissorhands
Everyone has damage, it's true we all hurtin
But at least I don't look straight out of a film by Tim Burton
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Old 12-25-2020, 06:03 AM   #38966 (permalink)
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I voted Biden I’m not hiding I’m on the loose
My dick is sliding Winona‘s riding like in Beetlejuice
Back and front I’m up in it our positions be shifting
I only stop ****ing so she can go shoplifting
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Old 12-25-2020, 06:13 AM   #38967 (permalink)
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Hawk dreams of the days when he went around pimpin
While in reality he just be simpin
Talks tough about Greek women, he likes them hairy
But he goes for Elph's dick 'cause vaginas are scary

Ps for the record Elph I know you're not damaging anyone but I couldn't make the line fit any other way
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Old 12-25-2020, 06:27 AM   #38968 (permalink)
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Daddy teaches physics cause she knows all the facts
She’s a hottie I like the body of the ole battle axe
she don’t like dick and I respect her choice
but in the movies in my head her pussy’s always moist
smart is sexy and we know she’s bright
and there’s no dickin with her pussy so it’s super tight
I know in real life I cannot ride
so with my dick in my hand I have to fantasize
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Old 12-25-2020, 07:14 AM   #38969 (permalink)
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Occult Hawk thinks he supports all the ****s
But his boomerism shows, makes the girls go yikes
If he thinks respects gay choices
That's a bit nutty, he be guided by voices
And although I'm called Marie, Queen of Thots
I'm too shy, even my brains can't make me hot
So no use projecting things onto me
I'm nobody's daddy, hail the matriarchy
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Old 12-25-2020, 12:58 PM   #38970 (permalink)
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I'm crazy baby, and maybe a douche
My braids or lengthy cause I'm making a noose
the most wavy hanging any brain had produced
displayed like a painting so you can gaze at my blues
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