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Old 12-25-2020, 12:04 PM   #38971 (permalink)
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Batlord hollow in the gourd
Hit it with a sword for the high score
Now stop it I said no more
Hop scotch it little kids jumping in my head
Cause the Steel Reserve got me laid up in the bed
No matter how many times I said I was done
I always come back for more and more fun
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 12-25-2020, 12:47 PM   #38972 (permalink)
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you risk it for the chick she risk it fo' me
the difference between simpin and pimpin homie
I respect the women so they get that I'm holy
but ain't no soul come before our lord, colbey
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Old 12-25-2020, 03:48 PM   #38973 (permalink)
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alright no lead in hand me the mic

smoking Christmas Trees high as a kite

calling out Maria-uhh the biggest Thot

mind over matter so they made her a mod

Uh

~implying I'm a bitch and a wheeping lame-O

I say that's RICH, get a taste of that primO...

pussy...ain't nobody above it

risk this life and the next one on it

OK

elph only settles for the finest honey!

tits and ass like a Playboy Bunny

**** to Talking Heads you know she gotta be artistic

David Byrne wailing all autistic

Uh

fashionable, moody, immature and punk

if she's out to get hosed with elphenor's spunk!
noice. mic back to me, here we go

Elph you're a bigger thot than me you dudebro
getting laid all the way over in Mexico
While Imma be the final boss cat lady
Live the celibate life, just like Morrissey
Mind, I don't call you a bitch, or lame for that matter
I say you're rich in mail 'cause you stole all the letters
uh
in mind vs matter what wins is your penis
you want Playboy Bunnies hanging out where the punk scene is
call you DICKens, 'cause you got great expectations
you're wooing bitches with your halloween decorations?
uh
David Byrne ain't got nothing on me
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But I have big gay, so no hosing Marie
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I want to open a school for MB's lost boys and teach them basic coping skills and build up their self esteem and strengthen their emotional intelligence and teach them about vegetables and institutionalized racism and sexism and then they'll all build a bronze statue of me in my honor and my bronzed titties will forever be groped by the grubby paws of you ****ing whiny pathetic white boys.

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Old 12-25-2020, 09:53 PM   #38974 (permalink)
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Kill the knight the bishop and the mother****ing rook
I am the king I **** the queen so you will be shook
Call me a boomer get the **** off my lawn
My gun at your head and you fall like a pawn
7-11 elph sold me a swisher
“Death to America” spoke Bobby Fischer
Checkmate Kasparov I’m the machine
Call you Gomer Pyle make you clean the latrine
You’ll be thinking suicide when the match is completed
Hawk wins again and I remain undefeated
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Old 12-25-2020, 10:18 PM   #38975 (permalink)
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Hawk squawkin bout chess so Imma jump his ass in checkers
King me and call me the original homewrecker
But this dawg just gets high with his dog
Like a bump on a log and it makes me sick
Cause anybody kissin corgis shoulda been an abortion
Stead of jacking off slapping his twiggy ass stick
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 12-26-2020, 04:21 AM   #38976 (permalink)
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Kill the knight the bishop and the mother****ing rook
I am the king I **** the queen so you will be shook
Call me a boomer get the **** off my lawn
My gun at your head and you fall like a pawn
7-11 elph sold me a swisher
“Death to America” spoke Bobby Fischer
Checkmate Kasparov I’m the machine
Call you Gomer Pyle make you clean the latrine
You’ll be thinking suicide when the match is completed
Hawk wins again and I remain undefeated
I don't speak nerd no use talking chess
Even though you recommend the raddest jazz
Dawg, this pussy ain't for you to harass
I'll go full Sei Shonagon on your ass
Banish you to Dog Island if you give me sass
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Old 12-26-2020, 06:53 AM   #38977 (permalink)
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OH so southern his mom's an alligator
Lmao good one
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Old 12-26-2020, 07:53 AM   #38978 (permalink)
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Lucem, you're right, it's silly to talk about what I would or wouldn't do IRL. Glad you brought it up. Maybe you should write an instrumental about it. I recommend a piano paired with a clarinet. With ambient sounds of you hanging from your shower curtain you ****ing failure.

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Old 12-26-2020, 02:02 PM   #38979 (permalink)
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Me after reading each of your little raps

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Old 12-26-2020, 08:04 PM   #38980 (permalink)
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Damn why is no one posting selfies on this thread?
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I'll check that dictionary, but in the meantime I'm impressed - as is everyone else in the world - by your eloquence, obvious accomplishments and success, and the evidence of your blazingly high intelligence.
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