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Old 08-01-2020, 05:21 PM   #39011 (permalink)
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Old 08-01-2020, 05:30 PM   #39012 (permalink)
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Old 08-01-2020, 05:31 PM   #39013 (permalink)
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If you call me dad I'll pour hydrochloric acid down your throat just like my real dad.
(me turns to mom)

Me: Cute kid!

(crowd laughs, end theme plays, somebody kills them self)
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Old 08-01-2020, 08:06 PM   #39014 (permalink)
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(me turns to mom)

Me: Cute kid!

(crowd laughs, end theme plays, somebody kills them self)
What's your 'end theme'? Something from The Residents, I assume?
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Old 08-02-2020, 12:44 AM   #39015 (permalink)
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Lucem, you're right, it's silly to talk about what I would or wouldn't do IRL. Glad you brought it up. Maybe you should write an instrumental about it. I recommend a piano paired with a clarinet. With ambient sounds of you hanging from your shower curtain you ****ing failure.

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Old 08-02-2020, 07:18 AM   #39016 (permalink)
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In contrast to Bat my hair is much shorter than it was a while ago because it was getting a bit messy; I never know what to do with long hair.
before (a month or two ago?):
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and to compensate for my bitch faces a photo from a year ago when I was giving a presentation, which is a better depiction of my goofy personality side:
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You look so nice in all three pics, Marie - clearly not an "old senile battleaxe".
I would even reread The Left Hand of Darkness for you.
PS: pic #1, with longer hair is my fave; untidy hair is very attractive imo.
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Old 08-02-2020, 07:34 AM   #39017 (permalink)
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You look so nice in all three pics, Marie - clearly not an "old senile battleaxe".
I would even reread The Left Hand of Darkness for you.
PS: pic #1, with longer hair is my fave; untidy hair is very attractive imo.
I like it!!!

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Old 08-02-2020, 01:18 PM   #39018 (permalink)
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You look so nice in all three pics, Marie - clearly not an "old senile battleaxe".
I would even reread The Left Hand of Darkness for you.
PS: pic #1, with longer hair is my fave; untidy hair is very attractive imo.
Marie is old at heart. She used to be a peppy optimist, bright-eyed and bushy-tailed, but then she started to moderate MusicBanter and everything took a turn for the worse.

And why would Marie want you to re-read The Left Hand of Darkness? Maybe she wants you to read the Quran instead and find all the ways that Mein Kampf was influenced by it.
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Old 08-02-2020, 01:54 PM   #39019 (permalink)
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I usually feel very young and green, especially here (I think I'm the youngest active person on MB?) and I have no clue why I am a battleaxe but it sounds great
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Old 08-02-2020, 02:10 PM   #39020 (permalink)
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I usually feel very young and green, especially here (I think I'm the youngest active person on MB?) and I have no clue why I am a battleaxe but it sounds great
I'm 25, I figured I was the youngest. My line of reasoning is: "There's no way anyone under 25 would still actively use an internet forum to communicate".
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