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Old 08-01-2020, 04:40 PM   #38991 (permalink)
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You can't wash braids. All you can do is hose the little troll down.
You don't know **** about braids. Or hygiene. You're not even that cute.
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Lucem, you're right, it's silly to talk about what I would or wouldn't do IRL. Glad you brought it up. Maybe you should write an instrumental about it. I recommend a piano paired with a clarinet. With ambient sounds of you hanging from your shower curtain you ****ing failure.

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Old 08-01-2020, 04:44 PM   #38992 (permalink)
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 08-01-2020, 05:01 PM   #38993 (permalink)
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Your mom's not a chimp. And the only thing she's picking out for me is a new ps5.
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Lucem, you're right, it's silly to talk about what I would or wouldn't do IRL. Glad you brought it up. Maybe you should write an instrumental about it. I recommend a piano paired with a clarinet. With ambient sounds of you hanging from your shower curtain you ****ing failure.

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Old 08-01-2020, 05:07 PM   #38994 (permalink)
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Old 08-01-2020, 05:09 PM   #38995 (permalink)
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Old 08-01-2020, 05:15 PM   #38996 (permalink)
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Your mom's not a chimp. And the only thing she's picking out for me is a new ps5.
My mom is a homo erectus. I know this because I'm a wildly erect gay man and women make her clit stand up.
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Old 08-01-2020, 05:16 PM   #38997 (permalink)
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My mom is a homo erectus. I know this because I'm a wildly erect gay man and women make her clit stand up.
That's cool, little man.

If you call me dad I'll slap you in the ****ing mouth.
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Old 08-01-2020, 05:21 PM   #38998 (permalink)
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Old 08-01-2020, 05:30 PM   #38999 (permalink)
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Old 08-01-2020, 05:31 PM   #39000 (permalink)
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(me turns to mom)

Me: Cute kid!

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