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Old 11-23-2022, 08:47 AM   #39331 (permalink)
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Old 11-23-2022, 12:40 PM   #39332 (permalink)
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Old 11-24-2022, 01:28 AM   #39333 (permalink)
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But does your stomach hurt
sometimes it does, sometimes it doesn't

Today it certainly did, after last night's drunkenness
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Old 11-24-2022, 12:48 PM   #39335 (permalink)
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Stomach ok, thanks, though my heart felt heavy when I had to leave behind this home-made clothes/towel rail in a recent house move:-
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I don't have any money.





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"not having money" is no way of denying parentage
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Old 11-26-2022, 06:07 AM   #39340 (permalink)
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Please choose from the following:

1. It's not denial, it's skirting extortion.
B. I'd need to see a picture of your Mom, maybe I did stick my dick in her.
7. This joke keeps gettin funnier every time I hear it.
>. All of the above and then some.
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