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Old 06-09-2009, 11:53 PM   #8021 (permalink)
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yeah it's awful.
have you ever had to deal with a drunk girl?
worst. experience. ever.

i'll have you know,.....i'm a wonderful drunk
i go to the bathroom on my own, always have a scrunchie so you dont have to hold my hair back, and i'll stand on the bar and sing purple rain,.....i'm dont i'm quite the singer
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Old 06-10-2009, 12:12 AM   #8022 (permalink)
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You should remain scrawny.
I dunno about the other guys here, but there is absolutely nothers sexy about a buff woman. Toned is fine, but those competition women who probably have nipple hair are out of this world disgusting.

Just sayin'.
There's a picture of one of those women you're talking about at the gym I go to. The picture is conveniently placed right next to the " 'how to look your best' work out tips" ...uuuuh, about that.

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There's a picture of one of those women you're talking about at the gym I go to. The picture is conveniently placed right next to the " 'how to look your best' work out tips" ...uuuuh, about that.
Oh God, this is the picture that's next to the workout tips.
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Old 06-10-2009, 12:17 AM   #8023 (permalink)
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Proof that bellybutton rings are hawt.
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Old 06-10-2009, 12:20 AM   #8024 (permalink)
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Plus, Imperial Warcult looks a little like one of my exes, who incidentally was the only girl I still fantasized about while dating, and I'd really hate for her next picture in the gallery to be reminiscent of a woman body builder.
That would be uncomfortable.
People are always telling me I look like someone. I need to find all these girls and form some kind of alliance.

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Yeah Imperialwarcult is super cute. Please don't become a bodybuilder.
I think you all are just jealous the amount of potential power associated with being a bodybuilder. When you look like that woman, people don't mess around with you. They're friken scared.
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Old 06-10-2009, 12:30 AM   #8025 (permalink)
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I think you all are just jealous the amount of potential power associated with being a bodybuilder. When you look like that woman, people don't mess around with you. They're friken scared.
no, i don't mess with them because i'm too busy laughing my ass off
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isn't this one of the main reasons for this entire site?

what's next? a thread made specifically to banter about music?
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Old 06-10-2009, 12:36 AM   #8026 (permalink)
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Proof that bellybutton rings are hawt.
haha! Quickly find something to distract you from the hideous figure.

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no, i don't mess with them because i'm too busy laughing my ass off
I have actually never seen one of those girls in real life but I guess I would probably laugh too. My best defense is that I am a really fast runner. If I'm not cute enough to get away with being really mean/rude/big a-hole then I go for plan B and run towards the nearest exit.
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Old 06-10-2009, 01:53 AM   #8027 (permalink)
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haha! Quickly find something to distract you from the hideous figure.


I have actually never seen one of those girls in real life but I guess I would probably laugh too. My best defense is that I am a really fast runner. If I'm not cute enough to get away with being really mean/rude/big a-hole then I go for plan B and run towards the nearest exit.
The cuteness plan, in your case, should always work.

Except when you're dealing with jealous women... May as well throw out the big book of reason in that scenario and run for your fucking life.
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Old 06-10-2009, 10:26 AM   #8028 (permalink)
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yeah, but that doesn't necessarily mean they got drunk off beer.

most chicks i know prefer straight vodka or tequila, which is great because they can use my semen as a chaser.
Funnily enough, I prefer warm whiskey and tequila, which is great because you probably won't be able to keep up or keep it up.
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Old 06-10-2009, 11:00 AM   #8029 (permalink)
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Funnily enough, I prefer warm whiskey and tequila, which is great because you probably won't be able to keep up or keep it up.
Baaahahahaha.
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Old 06-10-2009, 11:01 AM   #8030 (permalink)
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I totally just mental-fived you.
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