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YorkeDaddy · 02-20-2015, 09:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by John Wilkes Booth

because you're a...

oh wait nvm.

i've been staring at this for a good 45 seconds trying to figure out what you were going for with this

i got nothin

The Batlord · 02-20-2015, 10:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Carpe Mortem

I really don't wanna see relationship problems manifest on a forum. Awkward, painful, weird.

Are you kidding? I have no idea why they should argue online when they can just yell at each other in person, but I'm grateful. **** makes for good TV.

Chula Vista · 02-21-2015, 08:23 AM

Boobs get 4+ pages and balls only get 3 replies. That seals it.

Boobs > Balls

Carpe Mortem · 02-21-2015, 08:24 AM

Oh SYG got locked? I'm gonna do this here then.

I kinda view this forum as my 'hang in with the gurlz' thing. Its my chill time, a safe space. That being said, the following are ma gurls.

Briks- My adorable little high school friend. She reminds me of a cooler version of myself at her age, although I worry her maturity gone get her raped if she isn't careful, especially given her friendly nature. Very protective of her, if she needed it, but she's pretty careful.

Bulbasaur- More of an acquaintance, she came up to me drunk at a party once and gave me a hug then kept high fiving me all night saying she loved me. Saw her sober once, nice girl and I suspect she may be intelligent. Either way she's adorable and seems present often

Dwnwithvwls- Good friend I've known since high school, with a calm cool. When she speaks, she has something to say, and this is the homie my boyfriend can actually stomach hanging with. That speaks volumes. She also dresses like a conservative business model. She's the friend whom I actually can talk about work with and its a mature, enjoyable conversation. Breadwinner of her family.

Frownland- She's a drug taking free loving weirdo who's always trying to convince me to go to this festival or that, and knows a lot of attractive people somehow. She's that friend who misses birthdays often, but the rest of the group forgives her, and we often defend her actions to other catty females who we assume are jealous.

Mondo Bungle- More of an acquaintance, another younger friend though. She has some drug problems, but she's just one tough little cookie and we all let her do her thing. Once saw this chick punch a grown man in the face for looking at her ass, then she lit a cigarette and started karaoke'ing Iron Maiden.

Plankton- Our sage, our badass momma of the misfits. She was a hippie and a rocker in her day, slept with all the big names. Now she mainly hangs at her little farm home. Always down for a chill party, and always cooks for us.. But god forbid she leave the house. I only introduce cool people to this lady, and her acceptance is gold.

Roxyrolla- She's like another mom to us, in control and always the second loudest ****ing person in the room no matter how many are there. She's that friend who convinced our other friend to dump her lying cheating man when nobody else could, and frequently expresses her concern when she's worried someone's acting out of character or getting too reckless lately.

The Batlord- Bitch is theee loudest no matter where we're at, even if its just three people she shouts like a drunken frat boy. A lot of people can't stand her, but damned if we haven't known her for decades and still laugh at her one liners. This chick is the one we drink with and our boyfriend's absolutely cannot stand. We all hope she'll get a man herself someday but hopes are low and some think she's secretly gay.

Vanilla- She's the hot one who turns heads and always down for a shopping day. If anyone wants to cry, she's the friend to cry with. Hell, she'll cry with you, then braid your hair while you bitch about your days back and forth and drink mimosas. She's unapologetically feminine and has been a bridesmaid multiple times.

Just my friends list on here, a few choice folk who are still active. Fempower, ladies.

RoxyRollah · 02-21-2015, 08:30 AM

Aww thank you doll! Do you need money for drugs?....

Chula Vista · 02-21-2015, 08:31 AM

RoxyRollah · 02-21-2015, 08:35 AM

Goddamnit you arent even kn this list...Stop stealing ppls thunder.

Carpe Mortem · 02-21-2015, 08:51 AM

Chula actually should be on the list, as well as Trollheart. Sorry dewds.

Chula Vista- She's an aging Cali girl with a zest for life and good conversation. One of the only women confident enough to go bar hopping with the youngins, she knows the city well and is always down for whatever. She has an infectious energy, and despite her popularity, still manages to remember every birthday.

Trollheart- She's a rambling woman, and a lot of people outside the group are afraid of her. She's harmless though, and has some great stories to tell if you don't mind never getting a word in edgewise. She never leaves her home because she fears being away from her cats too long, but she's always interested in company and will hand tea and a blanket to everyone in the room.

RoxyRollah · 02-21-2015, 09:09 AM

Goddamnit start a journal!

Chula Vista · 02-21-2015, 09:30 AM

At least you didn't mention my sagging boobs. The opportunity was there (considering the last few pages) but you left it alone.

Thank you.

02-21-2015, 08:23 AM	#28343 (permalink)
Chula Vista Toasted Poster Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: SoCal by way of Boston Posts: 11,332	Boobs get 4+ pages and balls only get 3 replies. That seals it. Boobs > Balls __________________ “The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”

02-21-2015, 08:24 AM	#28344 (permalink)
Carpe Mortem Crusher of tiny Nords Join Date: Mar 2014 Location: Ugly Bag of Mostly Water Posts: 1,363	Oh SYG got locked? I'm gonna do this here then. I kinda view this forum as my 'hang in with the gurlz' thing. Its my chill time, a safe space. That being said, the following are ma gurls. Briks- My adorable little high school friend. She reminds me of a cooler version of myself at her age, although I worry her maturity gone get her raped if she isn't careful, especially given her friendly nature. Very protective of her, if she needed it, but she's pretty careful. Bulbasaur- More of an acquaintance, she came up to me drunk at a party once and gave me a hug then kept high fiving me all night saying she loved me. Saw her sober once, nice girl and I suspect she may be intelligent. Either way she's adorable and seems present often Dwnwithvwls- Good friend I've known since high school, with a calm cool. When she speaks, she has something to say, and this is the homie my boyfriend can actually stomach hanging with. That speaks volumes. She also dresses like a conservative business model. She's the friend whom I actually can talk about work with and its a mature, enjoyable conversation. Breadwinner of her family. Frownland- She's a drug taking free loving weirdo who's always trying to convince me to go to this festival or that, and knows a lot of attractive people somehow. She's that friend who misses birthdays often, but the rest of the group forgives her, and we often defend her actions to other catty females who we assume are jealous. Mondo Bungle- More of an acquaintance, another younger friend though. She has some drug problems, but she's just one tough little cookie and we all let her do her thing. Once saw this chick punch a grown man in the face for looking at her ass, then she lit a cigarette and started karaoke'ing Iron Maiden. Plankton- Our sage, our badass momma of the misfits. She was a hippie and a rocker in her day, slept with all the big names. Now she mainly hangs at her little farm home. Always down for a chill party, and always cooks for us.. But god forbid she leave the house. I only introduce cool people to this lady, and her acceptance is gold. Roxyrolla- She's like another mom to us, in control and always the second loudest **ing person in the room no matter how many are there. She's that friend who convinced our other friend to dump her lying cheating man when nobody else could, and frequently expresses her concern when she's worried someone's acting out of character or getting too reckless lately. The Batlord- Bitch is theee loudest no matter where we're at, even if its just three people she shouts like a drunken frat boy. A lot of people can't stand her, but damned if we haven't known her for decades and still laugh at her one liners. This chick is the one we drink with and our boyfriend's absolutely cannot stand. We all hope she'll get a man herself someday but hopes are low and some think she's secretly gay. Vanilla- She's the hot one who turns heads and always down for a shopping day. If anyone wants to cry, she's the friend to cry with. Hell, she'll cry with you, then braid your hair while you bitch about your days back and forth and drink mimosas. She's unapologetically feminine and has been a bridesmaid multiple times. Just my friends list on here, a few choice folk who are still active. Fempower, ladies. __________________ [SIG][/SIG] Mirth is King** Be Loving & Open With My Emotions

02-21-2015, 08:31 AM	#28346 (permalink)
Chula Vista Toasted Poster Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: SoCal by way of Boston Posts: 11,332	__________________ “The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”

02-21-2015, 08:51 AM	#28348 (permalink)
Carpe Mortem Crusher of tiny Nords Join Date: Mar 2014 Location: Ugly Bag of Mostly Water Posts: 1,363	Chula actually should be on the list, as well as Trollheart. Sorry dewds. Chula Vista- She's an aging Cali girl with a zest for life and good conversation. One of the only women confident enough to go bar hopping with the youngins, she knows the city well and is always down for whatever. She has an infectious energy, and despite her popularity, still manages to remember every birthday. Trollheart- She's a rambling woman, and a lot of people outside the group are afraid of her. She's harmless though, and has some great stories to tell if you don't mind never getting a word in edgewise. She never leaves her home because she fears being away from her cats too long, but she's always interested in company and will hand tea and a blanket to everyone in the room. __________________ [SIG][/SIG] Mirth is King Be Loving & Open With My Emotions

02-21-2015, 09:30 AM	#28350 (permalink)
Chula Vista Toasted Poster Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: SoCal by way of Boston Posts: 11,332	At least you didn't mention my sagging boobs. The opportunity was there (considering the last few pages) but you left it alone. Thank you. __________________ “The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”