Originally Posted by Black Francis

Cashews sound like a sneeze
Pistachos sound like that painter who lost an ear.
Clearly honey roasted almonds is the way to go.

Originally Posted by elphenor

candied pecans

Boom

get ****ed boys

Originally Posted by Frownland

I think that's more due to their conventional preparation processes than the nut itself. Cashews are generally steamed and I think that pistachios are prepped in a saline solution then roasted or something along those lines.

Originally Posted by Trollheart

You sound like Buffy after they dragged her back from Heaven.

Originally Posted by WWWP

I want to open a school for MB's lost boys and teach them basic coping skills and build up their self esteem and strengthen their emotional intelligence and teach them about vegetables and institutionalized racism and sexism and then they'll all build a bronze statue of me in my honor and my bronzed titties will forever be groped by the grubby paws of you ****ing whiny pathetic white boys.