Allow me...
He can't stand English people from Birmingham, they are a group of twats (vaginas) and he does'nt like their accent.
(the skelped arse part...God only knows!).
Cheukters? also annoy him and they enjoy carnel knowledge of sheep.
The women of Ayrshire (a region of Scotland) are sluts and will have sex with you, faster than your mother after consuming a bottle of strong cider.
(He obviously likes Ayrshire girls then).

Hope this clears things up for you oojay...

Class post TroutMolester...that made me laugh :D

Oh bugger! ;)

i cant say there's any particular region i

Geordies & Scousers

If Liverpool & Newcastle dropped off the face of the earth I wouldn`t mourn a single second

I can fully understand why any right minded person would loathe and despise the thieving rat eating population that reside in the hellhole called Liverp**l...

...but surely not the "Geordie nation" ;)

Does it show that my best friend when I was growing up was a Manc ;)

It explains your excellent taste in music :beer:

Nope , i`m taking credit for that.

This was a guy who bought a Micheal Bolton album you`re talking about

...and he was your BEST FRIEND?? :yikes:

WAS ...yes