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Old 12-16-2005, 01:51 AM   #51 (permalink)
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Four men got together to play golf one sunny morning. As they
were heading out to the course, one of them was detained by a
phone call.

The other three were discussing their children while walking to
the first tee.

"My son," said one proudly, "has made quite a name for himself
in the home building industry. He began as a carpenter, but now
owns his own design and construction firm. He's so successful,
in fact in the last year he was able to give a good friend a
brand new home as a gift."

The second man, not to be outdone, boasts how his son began his
career as a car salesman, but now owns a multi-line dealership.
"He's so successful, in fact, in the last six months he gave a
friend two brand new cars as a gift."

The third man brags that his son has worked his way up through a
stock brokerage firm, and has become so successful that in the
last few weeks has given a good friend a large stock portfolio
as a gift.

As the fourth man arrives at the tee box, the three smugly tell
him that they have been discussing how successful their progeny
are, and ask what line of work his son is in.

"To tell the truth, I'm not very pleased how my son has turned
out," he replies. "For fifteen years, he's been a hairdresser,
and I've just recently discovered he's ***."

As the other three recoil in horror, he continues, "but on the
bright side, he must be good at what he does, because his last
three boyfriends have given him a brand new house, two new cars,
and a big stock portfolio."
oh thats classic
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Old 12-16-2005, 01:57 AM   #52 (permalink)
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That explains it. He's been throught the time where woman have come to power, and have left him at home to look after the kids.
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Old 12-16-2005, 02:01 AM   #53 (permalink)
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I don't have any kids yet. I just set this thread up for fun, I am getting a little bored with the " This band sucks " " This band rules " threads. I wish more people would come up with interesting threads
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Old 12-16-2005, 02:03 AM   #54 (permalink)
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yeah...thats what the lounge is for.
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Old 12-16-2005, 02:07 AM   #55 (permalink)
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I don't have any kids yet. I just set this thread up for fun, I am getting a little bored with the " This band sucks " " This band rules " threads. I wish more people would come up with interesting threads
I feel you.

Just, make them interesting for both sex's ok?

I said sex!!! *giggles*
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Old 12-16-2005, 02:13 AM   #56 (permalink)
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ooo kinky...*red vs blue reference*
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em...well that was a bit unexpected.....
so wait, if this is a "guy" thread, should we be talking about cars and footy whilst scratchin our balls?
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I'd scratch balls if I had a pair.
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Old 12-16-2005, 03:03 AM   #60 (permalink)
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you so want to have some
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