Oh no, I love hippos too. It's just the physical side effects on my wife might be a little... damaging. So would the sex afterwards I think.

Baby Hippo :)

Man I always have the weirdest most surreal dreams. A few months ago I had one that has really stuck with me:

In my dream me and my friends Tyler and Brandon had to babysit TJ, a very, very slightly mentally retarded(so slight that most thnk he is just immature for his age) 12 year old boy who goes to our school. For some reason the dream took place in my old house, with one difference: my parents room was one of those little mini-theaters rich people have in their houses. It had two big comfy black chairs, and was painted blue.

TJ wanted to watch a scary movie in the theater room, but I wouldn't let him. He asked why and I accidentally blurted out, "Because you're retarded!". He got very mad, and started to cry. I went out of the theater room and into the kitchen where Tyler and Brandon were. This was the only time they were in the dream, and somehow they already knew what had happened. They were making fun of me for it, and this the point in the dream where I start getting bad vibes.

I go back into the theater room, and TJ stomps out. I start watching TV. Later, he comes back in, followed by a troup of four four foot tall(not midgets, they had proper proportions, just shrunk) stick thin old(except one was fat) men. They were wearing suits and tops hats, and carrying canes. These were really creeping me out and made me want to wake up but I couldn't.

Then, TJ went from being a dark haired 12 year old, to a screaming blonde 4 year old. He demanded I pick him up. I got very sinister vibes from this. He started crying and drooling all over me, purposely it seemed, like he wanted to make me sad. The old men started laughing at this, they thought it was hilarious. Then, TJ jumped down, and walks directly at my crotch. He looks at the old men, looks at my crotch with malicious intent and says, "I know what I'm gonna do!". I knew he was gonna bite my **** off, so I woke up before he could.

I'd have to imagine baby hippos are fairly big too... but yep, baby hippos must be really cute.

http://www.deeshippoworld.com/pictur...ygmy_hippo.jpg

Actually, that's one ugly mother****er.

I recently dreamed that a hoard of Australians were attacking my house, and the police wouldn't come because they hadn't hurt anybody.

In my dream I had a baby. Scary **** :O

I had this dream two night ago. In it, I had gotten up from bed to use the washroom and there was some person hiding around the corner that caught my eye. He was elfish with spiky hair and entirely black like soot and charcoal covered. I was jolted awake when in my dream he was suddenly under my bed and reached up and grabbed my feet.
hate that.
Not a scary dream in the nightmare sense, just one that scares the bajeebers out of me when I wake up with a jolt.

do you happen to play world of warcraft, like Lord of the rings or are fan of fantasy novels?

no i don't. but I might have seen a commercial on tv before bed for some movie or other.

Ah. Commercials do have effect on you then. Just not the one they're intended to have :D