Ah, I see. I disagree.

Your friend must be hideous

My *coworker is average. I'm sexy af, doesn't really bother me if you don't see it.

Jay Reatard did a little cameo on my dream last night. I was hanging out with him and a girl at his house which was close to my old apt and they were gonna accompany me there but before we left his house he gave me a tart he was gonna eat. I filled that sucka up with jelly and i ended up sharing it with him and the girl as we headed back to my house.

Just as i saw we were right next to my condo i had the thought: "I should tell him not to kill himself" and after that segment of the dream ended and i jumped to a different one.

You just need a nice, warm glass of chocolate milk.

I had a nightmare last night that I was one of the survivors of a cult that decided to kill its members. Not sure why I was there in the first place but I saw some pretty horrible things. Dead kids. Burned people. Nightmare stuff.

I don't have nightmares often but when I do they're f*cked.

Nightmares are fun as hell imo.

Dreamed I was walking for hours through meadows and valleys. It was incredibly vivid. Eventually (while walking next to a stream) I saw what appeared to be a little goat village in the distance. I began to walk toward it, but stopped when I saw a half-translucent (it's difficult to explain) black goat appear in the water; it had golden horns and white eyes and when the sun hit it a certain way, its body glowed and flashed like bright opalescent glass exploding over the river. It did not move like a goat-- it moved like three people zipped inside a goat suit and yet at the same time there was a weird & unnerving sort of elegance about it. As I watched this I nodded gravely and thought, "This is a sign that I need to join the Temple of Set. Off I go, then."

Last night I was either abducted by aliens for want of my attendance at a fancy party or only dreamt that I was. I don't recall much other than there being a ubiquitous absence of genitals, telepathic discussions about what it meant to be human, and decorum of tiles.