Dreamed I had a youtube persona named Dolphina Windchime. I wore a long curly black wig, a lace doily on my head and gave mystical advice and weekly made up astrology reports which all seemed to heavily revolve around the topic of river spirits (?) and making "shadow baskets" as offerings to them in order to placate them which is absolutely something I would do.

I had a dream last night that I wasn’t in.

I see online people asking about dreams where you weren’t yourself

But this wasn’t even in first person

It was about a dude hiking in red rocks canyon but it wasn’t me

I wasn’t watching it in my dream

I wasn’t a character in the dream

It was just a story

When you fall asleep watching Road runner reruns.

Dreamt that I was a lesbian.
I was about to have sex with some woman but she was a bit too fat for my tastes.
In my dream sax tablets existed. No not viagra. Like iPads with virtual sexual partners in them and you could reach through the screen or put your genitals in there or whatever and interact with them.
So I arranged a whole bunch of those sex tablets on the bed I was about to have sex on.
But the woman was offended by me doing that and called me out on not finding her attractive enough on her own.
That made me really angry. So angry that my skin ruptured and a smaller, angrier version of me and also a rabid dog emerged out of my husk.
This mini-me and the dog ran, madly screeching/barking, at the poor woman.
At this point my view changed and I saw everything from her perspective. The weird angry, screeching woman and the rabid dog running at me were incredibly scary and when they reached me I woke up.

Did she look like your mom?

One of the few Freudian things missing from there.

Had a dream that I saw a Farrah Abraham concert and it was incredible. Then I switched bodies with my coworker to get away from some police and I saw myself get shot to death.

Even though I’ve never seen your coworker I’m sure you got the better end of that deal.

Dying?

You got a new body! I’ve seen your picture you ugly ****.