Dreams

grindy · 05-18-2018, 11:14 AM

Dreamt that I was a lesbian.
I was about to have sex with some woman but she was a bit too fat for my tastes.
In my dream sax tablets existed. No not viagra. Like iPads with virtual sexual partners in them and you could reach through the screen or put your genitals in there or whatever and interact with them.
So I arranged a whole bunch of those sex tablets on the bed I was about to have sex on.
But the woman was offended by me doing that and called me out on not finding her attractive enough on her own.
That made me really angry. So angry that my skin ruptured and a smaller, angrier version of me and also a rabid dog emerged out of my husk.
This mini-me and the dog ran, madly screeching/barking, at the poor woman.
At this point my view changed and I saw everything from her perspective. The weird angry, screeching woman and the rabid dog running at me were incredibly scary and when they reached me I woke up.

**Frownland** · 05-18-2018, 11:15 AM

Did she look like your mom?

grindy · 05-18-2018, 11:18 AM

One of the few Freudian things missing from there.

**Frownland** · 05-23-2018, 07:36 AM

Had a dream that I saw a Farrah Abraham concert and it was incredible. Then I switched bodies with my coworker to get away from some police and I saw myself get shot to death.

OccultHawk · 05-23-2018, 08:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Frownland

Had a dream that I saw a Farrah Abraham concert and it was incredible. Then I switched bodies with my coworker to get away from some police and I saw myself get shot to death.

Even though I’ve never seen your coworker I’m sure you got the better end of that deal.

**Frownland** · 05-23-2018, 08:43 AM

Dying?

OccultHawk · 05-23-2018, 08:47 AM

You got a new body! I’ve seen your picture you ugly ****.

**Frownland** · 05-23-2018, 08:49 AM

Ah, I see. I disagree.

OccultHawk · 05-23-2018, 08:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Frownland

Ah, I see. I disagree.

Your friend must be hideous

**Frownland** · 05-23-2018, 08:52 AM

My *coworker is average. I'm sexy af, doesn't really bother me if you don't see it.

05-18-2018, 11:14 AM	#1221 (permalink)
grindy . Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: . Posts: 7,201	Dreamt that I was a lesbian. I was about to have sex with some woman but she was a bit too fat for my tastes. In my dream sax tablets existed. No not viagra. Like iPads with virtual sexual partners in them and you could reach through the screen or put your genitals in there or whatever and interact with them. So I arranged a whole bunch of those sex tablets on the bed I was about to have sex on. But the woman was offended by me doing that and called me out on not finding her attractive enough on her own. That made me really angry. So angry that my skin ruptured and a smaller, angrier version of me and also a rabid dog emerged out of my husk. This mini-me and the dog ran, madly screeching/barking, at the poor woman. At this point my view changed and I saw everything from her perspective. The weird angry, screeching woman and the rabid dog running at me were incredibly scary and when they reached me I woke up. __________________ *A smell of petroleum prevails throughout.*

05-18-2018, 11:15 AM	#1222 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,548	Did she look like your mom? __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

05-18-2018, 11:18 AM	#1223 (permalink)
grindy . Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: . Posts: 7,201	One of the few Freudian things missing from there. __________________ *A smell of petroleum prevails throughout.*

05-23-2018, 07:36 AM	#1224 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,548	Had a dream that I saw a Farrah Abraham concert and it was incredible. Then I switched bodies with my coworker to get away from some police and I saw myself get shot to death. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

05-23-2018, 08:43 AM	#1226 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,548	Dying? __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

05-23-2018, 08:47 AM	#1227 (permalink)
OccultHawk one-balled nipple jockey Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Dirty Souf Biatch Posts: 22,033	You got a new body! I’ve seen your picture you ugly ****. __________________ 2016 2017 2018 2019 2020 Member of the Year & Journal of the Year Champion Behold the Writing of THE LEGEND: https://www.musicbanter.com/members-...p-lighter.html

05-23-2018, 08:49 AM	#1228 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,548	Ah, I see. I disagree. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

05-23-2018, 08:52 AM	#1230 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,548	My coworker is average. I'm sexy af, doesn't really bother me if you don't see it. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth.* d e a f b o x