Because all the pirate hookers sexed them up and gave them SCURVY!....Its an STD!

Because pirates are tricky like that. You don't see Ninja hookers do you?

Who died laughing.

at you


because you are still saying that ninjas are better than pirates. See even they know they suck.

Man, your so unreasonable. The Ninja Turtles are the greatest of all time.

What do you mean Ninjas dont have hookers....Nigga wtf do you think HENTAIE is!

Gyarrrrr

Really really bored drunk anime artists. And you know who else was a pirate? Jesus because he wouldn't have anything to do with those vile ninjas

Jesus worked in mysterious ways, much like a ninja. Therefore, he could not be a pirate.

Yes but jesus had long hair, and a beard, and was an excilent seaman. He also must of said ARG at least once in his life time also. And really would a ninja turn water into wine?

Jesus has four brothers.

http://www.popartuk.com/g/l/lgfp1292.jpg

Would a pirate?

He walked on water; he never had a use for boats.

Ninjas use gruntlike noises in karate as well, so you can't say that Jesus' probable "arg" was a pirate "arg" and not a ninja "arg".

Also, he rose from the dead. Ninjas are known for faking their deaths as a deceptive maneuver.

i was just gonna mention that!
pfft pirates totally kicked

Pirates can have bloody ghost ships. And I know that Jesus didn't make a ninja er noise he made an ARG. He also had disiples and what do you think they were...that's right ship mates

I've said it once, I'll say it again.
Ninjas OWN flambouyant pirates.

I'm providing facts and you're rewriting the Bible. I claim victory.

WOW! aren't those suppose to be good guys? they look so evil in this picture.. not how i remember the movies/show.. :(

That is a VERY compelling arguement I must admit, but cmon JOHNNY DEPP!

Exaclty, dumbasses got lost! Ninja use boats too when it suits them, to siege a port town, or some daimyo's home or whatever. They also invented the first submarine and used boat shaped shoes to walk on water.
I could tell you about entire families of famous ninja. But if you just want one...Sarutobi Sasuke, Hattori Hando, Mishima Onisuke, Kirigakure Saizo, Miyoshi Sekai, Miyoshi Isa, Anayama Kosuke, Unno Rokuro, Kakei Juzo, Nezu Jinpachi, Mochizuki Rokuro, Yuri Kamanosuke...pick one.

Oh and as far as "ninja hookers" go, they're called kunochi. Many ninja are hookers themselves, in order to get a target in bed (for assasination, or gathering of information-post orgasm).

As am I, you just put two and two together. I know it is hard for your ninja loving brain to comprehend but Pirates are better.

In a war between ninjas and pirates, the ninjas would swiftly kill any groups of pirates they defeated, whereas the pirates would force defeated ninjas to become pirates (by threatening them with the plank, as is the pirate way). Eventually, through their more efficient use of resources, the pirates would prevail by using the ninjas-turned-pirates against the remaining ninjas.

And don't tell me that the ninjas would prefer to stay ninjas, and not choose to become pirates. Who wouldn't prefer a life of getting drunk with your ship-mates over one spent wearing a grimy mask and itchy black spandex?

ninjas would whoop a$$ pirates suck

Ninja would out smart the {butt}pirates by pretending to turn and then using their sneaky ninja skills to kill them all silentlike while they slept! Then debo the ship and get more ninja together they could use the {butt}pirate looking ship to go meet up with other pirates on their secret {pirate}pirate island and use sneaky ninja skills to do it all over again on many {butt}pirate ships! Succeeding in whiping out all {butt}pirates!
Why do you think there are hardly any {butt}pirates out there these days? The ninja took them out! Ask around, there's ninja everywhere! The juggalos will tell ya'!

PS-ninja aren't super heros, they don't wear spandex.

They're not very good ninjas if people know they're there! And what do you mean, no pirates out there these days? How many men (or women) with beards have you seen in the last week? Every one of them is a pirate! People who use baths? Pirates. Plumbers? Pirates. Tour guides? Pirates. Car thieves? Pirates. The people who work at theme parks? Pirates.

Yes, there are ninjas still around, but they have real trouble getting jobs... what do they put on their cvs? 'I can tread more quietly than the night', 'You will not suspect my devious designs', 'I look good in black'? Pirates have 'teamwork', 'well-travelled' and 'able to hold his rum', much better. And who would let their daughter marry a ninja? They're the last of a dying breed my friend.

Ya' ever notice everybody has an opinion on this topic?
 

Who would know the ninja was there?

Ninjas actually have way more to put on a resume than a pirate! ninjas work in clans(ha-cha), practice every skill they can possibly learn-incase it may come in handy on future missions(high-ya), must be well versed in multiple dialects of many languages-for anywhere a ninja may end up(dun-dee-dun), and all ninja are potentially leaders-they promote from within (chunin, jonin, genin)! Oh yeah! Plus they don't punctuate their every sentence with "arr!" or "aye!" or "ahoy!" Of course granted every now and then a "ha-cha!" or "high-ya!" or "dun-dun-duhh" slips.

pirates travel in boat loads with cannons and swords, any chance they get they'll stab you in the back, they'd use dirty underhanded tactics to whoop the silly ninjas arses and drop them in the shark infested waters whilst stealing all their valued possessions, the ninjas wouldn't know what hit them.

Ninjas are pretty much the best.

Pirates are easily the coolest, i don't think they'd win in a fight though, they would be inebriated with grog....

God i love pirates.

Drunken pirates and crazy ninjas is a pretty awesome combo.
I think Ninjas would win.
Because they flip out and kill people.
I want ninja skills.

Damn...dude knows his ninjas :clap:

I know, nary 30 posts and he's already shining.

Here's a clap for Doc.DGAF for the brilliant posts he's already made within a short time on this forum.

:clap:

And here is another one, slower this time, to signify his rapidly approaching doom at the hands of a motley pirate crew.

:clap:

Wow, Ninja's have made a strong comeback since this time yesterday.

Like I said, feigning death is one of many ninja specialties. They're like possums that know karate.

Speaking of karate, Chuck Norris should have been a ninja. He would've kicked ass.

Oh he's an undercover Ninja, where do you think he got all that talent. The Ninja Squad got onto him early in life. They've been in training ever since he was a wee sperm.

im gonna break the ninjas strong combacks
and say pirates....

but VAMPIRES are even cooler

^vampire pirates....PWN

Ninjas would win the first of many battles..then the pirates would get smarter and shoot the ninjas after about the 6th-7th battle.

:laughing:

Coolest post ever.

But seriously, pirates don't get smarter.

But you are wrong with that one, the more alcohol they consume the smarter they get. It is pirate law.

if you voted Pirate, you're either

A) a woman, in which case it's acceptable

or

B) a coward, in which case, my ninja clan will be visiting you shortly. but not before the kill all of your friends and family.