And with that comment...NO SUNN O))) FOR YOU!

Ninjas are creeping back up.....its cause they PWN bitchez!

Pirates get way more pus.sy....and as we all know..Ninja's cant satisfy a woman..asians are known as having the least where it counts

Pirates are a more diverse group of people. Ninjas seem to be exclusive with their membership. So, pirates win.

And pirates have theme songs. What do ninjas have? thats right silence

Pirates have flair, they can do the same things with a little more theatrics. Plus they say "yar".

Ninjas are just trying too hard to be cool. Lame "zen philosophy" lines, no parrots, they use both their eyes....pirates kill with just one, and sometimes only one leg. Solidly pirates.

ahhh yes..

:eek:

Never in all my life...such...blasphemy.

I'd like to see you fight when a Ninja slices your stump off.

I'd like to see your pirate down a pint while pulling off a tripple somersault jump-kick. Now thats THEATRICS!

Raphael Turtle would kick Long John's arse. And the parrot too.

Go back to tetris arcade boy, the affairs of pirates are not to be trifeled in. Pirates survive the sea..I bet ninjas can't even swim.

Summersault? Yeah I saw my neice do one of those in gymnastics class last week...it was cute.

Look Pirates have decended into the rolling stones and Ac/Dc, where as ninjas devolved in jet li. Thats but no thanks bad films, Im going with badass rock

But pirates get candy just ask the kids next door.

/\ What?

You leave ACDC out of this, I spoke to them, they're neutral on the matter.

The Kids Next Door is a cartoon and if you've seen the cartoon you understand and if you havn't then it's just jibberish.

Tool likes pirates

It is one of life's conflicting questions.

VOTE NINJA SOUNDGARDENER!

No they don't. Fuck you.

Maynard does ju-jit, I say thats bordering on Ninja.

Are vikings technically pirates?

^yes and Maynard has pirate qualities as does the guitarist. Besides Jack White looks like a pirate too

Damn, all your false accusations have got my back pinned to the wall. At least Jack White can't vote.

Oh I've got it. The finishing cut...









Dream Theater are pirates.

See, all great rock and roll folk know whats up.

And since when is jujitsu, ninjitsu?

To hell with that, their math nerds.

Since NinJa.

Thats when. An N and a J, thats more then convincing.

Pirates have their own holiday, Lief Ericson Day, October 9th.

Haha, look what i found.

Pirate vs Ninjas

An actual Ninja site is linked to it:confused:

I choose ninjas.

I actually think that pirates are boring.

There's one major difference.

Pirates like the booty - vikings are all about the boobs.

sex pirates!!!

theres this book called "the birds of prey"
and theres all these pirates raping the hell out of each other
its SO FUN!!

See? Totally g@y. The first pirate probably lost his eye during a blowjob, and that's when the first "arg" was uttered.

There is NOTHING g@y about those proud seamen on the poop deck. If the pirates heard you, they'd make you mount their plank and would keep prodding you until you became one with the salty waves.

see kinky sex pirates what could be better wait i no if they were dressed in glam it would be:love:

At which point I would wait a little while until they were satisfied that I had died, then use my ninja skills to run up the side of the ship and somersault onto the deck, where I would begin a massive @ss whupping assault on every pirate (or the one's that weren't scared away by my aerial skills, at least) using only my index and middle fingers on my right hand.

B!tch.

indeed....

but might i ask.....
when did this obsession of glam come over you??

^when he realised that he was e-pussy whipped.


Oh and pirates own the porn industry. Ninjas get nail salons





















Yes I know that is heavily sterotyped but it must be done to prove that pirates own.

i dunno cause its sexy:love: besides i love bowie and iggy and lou..and of coourse marc

Ahem by who may i ask?

dare to be kinky? i'll whip you anytime you like haha ;)

^ okay

The only g@y pirate movie in America...Brokeback Island...coming to theaters this summer...

^stfu n00b jk i liked brokeback mountain though....